20 thoughts on 2016

1.Will Deadpool have the "Tony Stark comedic" vibe? Or will it have the "Bryan Singer moody" vibe?

2.So, Suicide Squad is basically an oppurtinity for Will Smith and Ben Affleck to share the screen?

3.Oh Wait, Affleck's Batman makes his debut then appears on screen again five months later.

4.Look at the two casts between Civil War and Dawn of Justice......Affleck vs Downey Jr. Evans vs Cavill. Gadot vs Johanssan. Bruhl vs Esienberg. Boseman vs Mamoa.

5. I really hope Warcraft will be more like Lord of the Rings, rather than The Hobbit.

6. There needs to be a indefinite hault on all video games movies, Thanks very much to the infinite amount of Resident Evil movies. I don't want to simply say all those movies are stupid, but they are far from good. Those movies are like a can of spam that is worth $200. So, I am not interested in Assasains Creed.

7. Leonardo Dicaprio is going to suprise people this year, by being snubbed by the Academy Awards.
This dude does not need an oscar, He needs to pull an Adam Sandler, devote the rest of his career of ruining the minds of moviegoers allover.

8. I assume that Fifty Shades of Gray will have a sequel next year. I have a feeling that it will make close to a billion dollars worldwide. But the film will be highly inferior to the original. But with that said, Women allover will flock to see without their boyfriends and husbands, and all men will creepily watch the movie individually.

9. Zac Efron and Robert Deniro will appear together as grandson and grandfather in the DIrty Grandpa. Thats the joke.

10. Ben Affleck will appear as Batman twice and an Accountant once next year. The critics gave him redemptition for Argo, Next year will be his redemptition by the fans.

11.Star Wars:Rouge One. Thanks to George Lucas for never directing a movie again.

12. Oh, I can't ignore the fans who hate on those who hate the prequels. No, your aguement is totally valid. Jar Jar Binks is just like C3pO. I will not even bring up the fact the Bobba Fet has only been a badass in one movie. I figure Lucas would have done something totally better, than show Bobba Fets asshole dad. Shut up.

13.Batman, BIrdman, The Founder of Mcdonalds. Well played Mr. Keaton. Well played.

14. Some people still think that Sinister Six is still set to be released. Ha Ha Ha.

15. I really do not know what to expect if Ethan Hawke and Jaquain Phoenix came close to Dr. Strange. What does that mean for Benedict? What I mean is, it is like two punk ass former hollywood kid actors losing a big role to the guy from Mask. Not, The Mask, but Mask with Cher. You don't know what I'm talking about, Oh you must see this movie. It is bad. It is Tv Movie bad, not horrible, but stinks of a PSA commercial. I lost my train of thought. Oh yea, Bendict looks like the kid from MASK, and sounds like Wilt Chamberlain.

16.Channing Tatum will portray Gambit. I swear if the attempt to make this version of Remy a former break dancer, stripper, DJ, and/or gigalo I will painfully shit my pants. No one will be able to save me. The stink wil rise.

17. Of course, There is another Resident Evil movie coming out next year. I had no clue that this was actually happening.

18. Now a Pete's Dragon remake sounds like a wet dream. I am going to cry with happiness. I might even have a life changing moment upon watching this movie. Or it could turn out like any other childhood movie or tv show being remade, a sincere piece of crap.

19.Ghostbusters. I think it will be a good movie. But of all the ones to be remade. Why couldn't we have left this one alone. We all should have called Bill Murray righ on this one.

20. X-men is going to be about mutants. Mutants with eye powers, brain powers, skin powers, mind powers, running powers. What about Austin Powers.