HAIL HYDRA; A presidential election: Trump v Clinton

Two-thousand-seventeen, election year! Wohoo! This year will be different from past years, because we have our first female president and our first orange president! I am not saying those are bad things, but they are. Just hear me out today.


First I'll start with a person they might have saved more lives than that there were lost in Sokovia. Indeed. Bernie Sanders. He got corrupted by the great power of HYDRA. Well not exactly, but when he comminted himself to the cause of Clinton, it felt like betrayal on the highest level. And it sure did feel familiar. Not only he stood for true patriotism and savior of America. He was the first avenger. He was commited to take down anything that stood in his way. The price of freedom is high, but that was a price he was willing to pay. And the other is Captain America. But both betrayed us. Temporarily (I hope).


Now let's get to the actual candidates. The first is someone who comes clear as someone who wants to be trusted. Someone who seemingly comes down as someone of the people. And no, I am not talking about Alexsander Pierce, but about Hillary Clinton. She who sounded Sandersian in her convention speech. She said that she couldn't explain things well, but she can make things happen. Together. But I don't trust it fully, it would be more wise to commit to Hydra than to her. Hydra is clear in their cause. World domination. She also sounded Trumparian some times. Being against trade treaties and such. The democratic party pitted everyone against Sanders, and things like that costed him his head. Although wiping Sanders away from the slate, Clinton absorbed most of his position on things. One of the only things that made her sound truly good, were the Obama's. Those were people we could trust in. But them saying she is good, doesn't make her that. Because the greatest villains think there intentions are the best for the world. And we know what happened to causes like that **coughHydracough**


Then there is the orang-utan. Thinking walls can keep them red people out. Thinking walls can stop immigrants. Poor, ugly immigrants to be precise. Because what the heck, his own wife is a immigrant for God's sake. What did we think of this guy. Well, not much good either. The only ones truly supporting this man are the people from the south that own pick-ups trucks with dead deers and a shotgun in the trunk. Tea party people are also supporting this man's cause. But the ideals of this man sounds almost familiar, don't they? Yes indeed, I am talking Lex Luthor (or riddler, I don't know either) here. Claiming that God can't be all good because he is all powerfull and the other way around. Just the thing for him. Not only will he pit others against each other, he will be responsible for our Doomsday. Once again someone who thinks they intentions are good, will likely suffer the consequences. One thing we know with this guy is that there will be a truce with Russia. Because Trump and Putin can and most likely will be best mates (and not only because their mothers have the same name). He will show Kree... Uh... American justice to this world.  And if he moves to white house, that then won't be the first time he kicks a black family out of their house. Ofcourse it could also be that Trump is actually a fictional characters portrayed by an actor, and that the Real Trump is pulling strings from behind the screens.


So, Hail Hydra and that was this small editorial for today. I am pretty sure this will either get deleted or will get dozens of negativity. Either way, it was fun writing it. And if you don't agree with me. That can be, because this was written as a partly true something (partly, not fully. But still there is a core of truth in it). If you want to join the universal church of truth, then I am okay with that. Because I might too. As for now:
 

Hail Hydra and have a nice afternoon