Now that Disney owns Marvel and has Pixar, it's time for the perfect movie to marry all three into one super sized, superhero, animated masterpiece:
PETER PORKER THE SPECTACULAR SPIDERHAM!!!
We open the movie to find Spiderham 1 year into the hero gig and, having already drawn the ire of J Jonah Jackal, is now drawing the homicidal intentions of The King Pig and his Fiendish Four! However, The Avenger Bunch has been getting around to recruiting our webslinger and get to it just in time to help him and a special friend expose The King Pig's Hogpire of Grime!
Peter Porker/The Spectacular Spider Ham/A Pig - Jerry Trainor
Aunt May Porker/A Pig - Julia Sweeney
Mary Crane Watson/A Crane - Janeane Garafalo
J Jonah Jackal/A Jackal - Gilbert Godfried
Robbie Rabbitson/A Rabbit - Wayne Brady
Black Catbird/Felicia Birdy/A Catbird - Ellen DeGeneres
The Avenger Bunch
Captain Americat/Steve Mouser/A White Cat - Tim Allen
Iron Mouse/Tiny Stark/A Grey Mouse - Dana Carvey
Hulk Bunny/Dr Bruce Bunny/A Brown(Green) Rabbit - Tom Arnold
The Hogpire of Grime
The King Pig/Wilson Pigs/A Giant(Arkansas) Pig - Bill Engvall
Green Gobbler/Norman Turkeyborne/A Turkey - Jim Carrey
Doctor Croctopuss/Otto Croctavious/A Crocodile with Octopuss Arms Grafted - Jack Black
Mysterioppossum/Quintion Dead/A Possum - Drew Carey
Raven the Hunter/Sergina Ravenoff/A Raven - Amy Poehler
Depending on the reception and response to this, I will or will not cast the sequels, Web of Spiderham and Amazing Spiderham!
Hope you like it!
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