For those who have been following the Batman versus polls, thank you for the voting. These polls are meant to be entertaining and to strike curiosity as to how faithful fans of the dark knight really are. In response to one of the polls, it's now time for everyone's favorite merc with mouth to enter the DC universe. Following Batman's random attacks on the Marvel Universe, Deadpool decides he wants to see what lies on the other side. When Bruce finally finds the means to travel back to the DC Universe, Deadpool takes advantage of the opportunity and rushes through the portal, leaving Batman to find another way to get back. But will he come back to a whole bunch of insanity?
Wade enters the DC Universe and unlike Batman, decides he doesn't want to study any of his opponents. Instead, he arrives in Metropolis and plants that ugly mug of his on every screen in the city. He issues a challenge to all the heroes and villains alike to come take a shot at him, but decides to do it in a unique way...by doing it through a butt talk sequence (similar to Ace Ventura). Of course this annoys some people and so begins Deadpools quest to fight because he's bored in his universe.
Deadpool has fought many heroes and villains in the Marvel Universe and is a well known annoyance to most, but they also know he is not to be taken lightly. Before his Weapon X days, Wade served as a mercenary and was active in many countries until he contracted cancer and joined the Weapon X program. Wilson became a test subject in Department K’s branch of the joint U.S./Canadian superhuman enhancement project, the Weapon X Program; his cancer was temporarily arrested via the implantation of a healing factor derived from another Department K agent, the mutant adventurer Wolverine. Eventually, he was rejected from the Weapon X Program and sent to the Hospice, allegedly a government facility where failed superhuman operatives were treated. However, the Hospice’s patients served as experimental subjects for Doctor Killebrew and his sadistic assistant Ajax with the patients placing bets in a "deadpool" as to how long each subject would live. Taking the name Deadpool, Wade eventually escaped from the Hospice with his fellow patients.
From then on, he's been a mercenary, hero and just an all around nuisance to many people. He's faced many heroes, such as Cable, Wolverine, Daredevil and Spider-Man, as well as some A-list villains. Most people can only take his insanity for so long before they want to shoot themselves in the face but he is one guy you would like on your side (as long as he's not offered more money to turn on you). He is currently in the Uncanny X-Force after his multiple attempts to become a hero and join various teams (like the X-Men). The following battles will be quite interesting, but does Deadpool have what it takes to take on the DC Universe?
BIO:
Deadpool
"I always forget (or just black out to spare myself the agony) what Wilson's most lethal weapon is... his mouth! He'll talk nonsense until you surrender or commit suicide." --Domino
KEY POINTS: Regenerative healing factor; Telepathic immunity; Superhuman abilities; Master martial artist: has been shown fighting such amazingly skilled fighters as Wolverine and Taskmaster and even defeating them in hand to hand combat; Medium awareness: aware that he is fictional and in a comic book;
Aquaman vs. Deadpool:
Aquaman
14 Votes (20.0%)
Deadpool
56 Votes (80.0%)
Deadpool is wandering near the beach and starts to wonder why he smells fish sticks? Then he turns around and sees Arthur standing there, ready for battle. Aquaman starts to leap towards Wade, so he starts making it rain bullets towards Arthur, hitting him a few times. He then, pulls a flamethrower out and starts to burn everything around Aquaman, dehydrating him until he has to retreat back into the ocean. Afterwards, Deadpool decides he wants seafood and hits up the nearest Joe's Crab Shack...
Atom Smasher vs. Deadpool:
Atom Smasher
8 Votes (17.78%)
Deadpool
37 Votes (82.22%)
Almost immediately Albert grows to his full potential and steps on Wade, attempting to incapacitate him, but Deadpool sticks his swords up as Atom Smasher's foot comes down and pierces right through his foot. Afterwards, Deadpool slices Albert's Achilles tendons and brings the behemoth down. He walks up to Atom Smashers face, flicks his nose and asks him if he knows where the nearest Taco Bell is. Then he unloads a Desert Eagle into his face.
Batgirl vs. Batman:
Batgirl
6 Votes (14.29%)
Deadpool
36 Votes (85.71%)
Deadpool is immediately attracted to Stephanie because he loves the ladies. Especially the ones who can kick some serious ass. Batgirl immediately starts unleashing some of her most fierce attacks on Wade, but all he sees is her in lingerie. Finally one of his inside voices snaps him out of it, only to find Stephanie trying to swing away because she thinks he's insane. Deadpool chases after her but is having a hard time catching her so he shoots the cable from her grapple and she falls onto a nearby building, getting knocked unconscious by the brick wall on top. Wade catches up to her, she's her laid out and starts to apologize to her. He places his phone number in her suit, and asks his other voice if she'll call.
Batwoman vs. Deadpool:
Batwoman
8 Votes (19.05%)
Deadpool
34 Votes (80.95%)
Batwoman says nothing and starts to hurl mutltiple batarangs towards Wade. A few make contact but he just won't shut up. He asks her if she would like to go out sometime and she mentions she's not into guys (which was a mistake). Wade asks if she knew the other girl w/pointy ears (Batgirl) and then starts asking Katherine what kind of girls she likes. She starts getting frustrated because no matter how many times she hits him, he continues to ramble on and just won't go down, so she knees him in the groin. Wade takes offense to that and starts to figure he won't get anywhere with Batwoman so he lands a couple of combos and lays her out. Afterwards, he looks for the nearest Baskin Robbins so he can order a tub of Rocky Road, places it on the floor and sits on it to ice his groin.
Beast Boy vs. Deadpool:
Beast Boy
7 Votes (18.92%)
Deadpool
30 Votes (81.08%)
Beast Boy starts off by morphing into a Gorilla and starts to pound on Deadpool. Deadpool manages to get his distance and wonders where the nearest bananas are to calm Garfield down. Beast Boy then turns into a Rhino and starts to charge at Wade, who flips over him and unloads his pistols into Garfield and slightly injures him. Garfield then attempts to fight Deadpool hand to hand but can't land a decent shot. Wade toys with Garfield for a bit by dancing around, to throw him off and then when his guard is down, uses the opportunity to take him out. Wade realizes it's Friday and tries to find a T.G.I.F.
Black Canary vs. Deadpool:
Black Canary
10 Votes (27.03%)
Deadpool
27 Votes (72.97%)
Black Canary heard the rumors about this insane guy dressed in red and black and immediately uses her Canary Cry to blow out his ear drums. This is a mistake because even though Wade is usually quite annoying to everyone, he is even more so now because he's talking even louder. His eardrums eventually start to heal but until then, all he hears is the other voices in his head and they are annoying him. Canary continues to attack Wade, but he starts to block every move she is making. She does manage to strike a few of his pressure points but they're having no affect. Wade starts to fight back a little because he thinks Canary is psycho and just wants to get away from her. Black Canary is his type of woman but he pictures his future with her and he starts to think he's going to be the housewife of the two and panics. He tries to run, but she continues to lay into him so he fights back, breaks a few of her ribs and then knocks her cold.
Black Lightning vs. Deadpool:
Black Lightning
13 Votes (31.71%)
Deadpool
28 Votes (68.29%)
When Deadpool hears who he's fighting he immediately starts to laugh and asks Jefferson if he saw the Saturday Night Live episode where Sinbad portrayed him at Superman's funeral. Black Lighting starts to get annoyed and uses his electrokinesis to start shocking Wade. Wade compares it to electroshock therapy and then thanks Jefferson for helping loosen his bowels a little because he's been constipated the last couple days. Wade then shoots Black Lightning in the foot, kicks him in the gut and pummels his face in. When Jefferson is down, he hurries to the nearest bathroom because he really has to go.