Rockerdude's Rap Battles: RoboCop vs. Judge Dredd

Rockerdude's Rap Battles: RoboCop vs. Judge Dredd

Mega-City One's most prominent Street Judge faces off with Detroit's own cybernetic officer to determine who is the better futuristic law enforcer. Who wins? You decide!

By rockerdude22 - Feb 23, 2014 04:02 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic



Judge Dredd:
The name is Dredd, and I am the law
Prepare yourself, Mr. Murphy, cause it’s time for a brawl
I’m a futuristic badass, busting crimes in Mega-City One
I’ll run you over my Lawmaster, and destroy you with its gun
My last film was a critical hit, while your last two movies sucked
Especially your third one, you wimpy robotic [frick]
Now please answer me this one question, slick
How can you be a tough enforcer, when you don’t have a dick?



RoboCop:
Silence Joe, your facing Detroit’s number one cyborg cop
Your last film may have been acclaimed, but it still was a flop
You look like an over-protective bitch wearing that enormous helmet
You’ll meet your end by a multitude of my Auto-9’s bullets
I may be mechanical now, but at least I wasn’t born a clone
With this gun to your head, your mind will be blown
Compared to mine, you’re crime-busting’s a sickening disgrace
You must be ugly as sin, why else wouldn’t you show your face?



Judge Dredd:
My justice methods are perfect, and yours are full of flaws
You look like a man of tin, let me point you to the Land of Oz
Despite all your upgrades, you still can’t match my abilities
I will sentence you now. I find you guilty!



RoboCop:
You were played by a guy with speech issues, so please get a clue
The only thing I’m guilty of is being more of a man than you
And that says a lot, since I’m mostly mechanical
I’m a crime-foiling beast that’s simply too much for you to handle

Who won? You decide!

Check out my DeviantArt page for more battles: http://rockerdude22.deviantart.com/gallery/
DC & Marvel Team Up In Awesome Fan-Created Infinite Crisis Video
Related:

DC & Marvel Team Up In Awesome Fan-Created "Infinite Crisis" Video

Bill Cosby Says He Wants To Be In A Superhero Film
Recommended For You:

Bill Cosby Says He Wants To Be In A Superhero Film

DISCLAIMER: ComicBookMovie.com is protected under the DMCA (Digital Millenium Copyright Act) and... [MORE]

ComicBookMovie.com, and/or the user who contributed this post, may earn commissions or revenue through clicks or purchases made through any third-party links contained within the content above.

TheGambitFreak
TheGambitFreak - 2/23/2014, 5:12 PM
I'm sorry.... But the first stanza, Dredd's, about having no dick ended the fight right there lol.
MrCBM56
MrCBM56 - 2/23/2014, 5:39 PM
Dredd.
mgeoff88
mgeoff88 - 2/23/2014, 6:10 PM
There was definitely hate in this battle. You know, I gotta give it to Robocop.

I think he came back in the end.
View Recorder