"Dear Diary, today was Peter's uncle's funeral, Gwen and I were the only ones who attended, I didn't understand why Liz hadn't attended, maybe cause she was too scared? Anyways, lots of people were there, I don't know who they were but I guess they were mutual friends. I'm headed off to Midtown High now, but I'll be sure to write again tonight. Love always, MJ Watson. XOXOX, P.S Peter's been acting strangely lately, he's attending classes late now, weird."
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I catch the atmosphere of the free-fall from my descent of The Empire State Building and shoot a webline to the nearest building, I feel the pressure, the intensity of the swing I couldn't get used to. I was swinging past the First National Bank when I saw a robbery in progress, I swooped down and attached myself to the helicopter they were fleeing in, poor guys didn't even see me coming. I shot a web at the tail and reeled it into a gigantic web caught between two buildings.
The next part of my adventurous antics was stopping a theft in an alley, of course I tied the guy upside down, but I got a surprise thank you from the lady... If you know what I mean.
Swinging from building to building was superior, it was legit, I had become the city's first teenage vigilante and I was loving every single bit of it. The ringing sensation had struck again and I twirled to get a better perception of the area in mid-air, I looked down and saw something horrific. It was a cross-species experiment unleashed on the streets.. It was a Rhino.
I landed on top of a gargoyle to get a good vantage point of the animal, it was half-human half hulking thing. I swooped down and landed ever-so gracefully on the streets, it just yelled. "Come on, seriously? A rhino? What next? A hungry, hungry hippo?" I replied, "Aweh man... Why am I even joking? I was so scared I could barely finish my lame joke." I thought to myself. It started charging against me and I quickly dodged out of the way to web him to a wall. It didn't really do much damage.
"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO A LOT BETTER THAN THAT, SPIDER-STUPID!" He yelled as I groaned and replied, "Where'd you get that insult? The how-to guide on dissing for morons?" I stood up and shook off my aching body. "As Mark Strong would have it, playtime's over!" We were equally charging at each other and I slid underneath his legs to web both of them together to make him trip. I proceeded to climb on-top of his back to web his eyes blindly, shooting two other webs to take control of him. "OH MY GOD, THIS IS REAL, I'M ACTUALLY BULL-RIDING, WELL TECHNICALLY IT'S RHINO-RIDING BUT STILL, THIS IS INCREDIBLE!" I chuckle as he's running mindlessly around the intersection between Park Avenue and Madison, "Uh-oh, looks like somebody's gonna vomit from the ride." I jump off him and in his own blind rage, charges with all his might towards me, he crashes into a wall, as well as a police squadron afterwards. "OH CRAP!" I jump into the air and catch the cruiser that was going to crush the poor officer. "Need a hand?" I throw the squadron into Rhino and help the man up to his feet, handing him to another cop nearby.
"Listen, I know you wanna see who's better, spiders or rhinos. But clearly guy, it's obviously the spider." I taunt him, "MY NAME IS ALEX O'HIRN." He yells, "Oh my god, Hirn? I never knew that, but it fits considering you have a Rhino's horn." "SHUT UP ALREADY!" "Can't. Comes with the superhero trademark." I smile underneath my mask and web his eyes, and zipping myself to him wrapping webs around his body, crawling over it, and finally dropping down. He's stuck I'm sure of it, I shoot two webs on each lamp-post, catapulting myself to his back, "AND ALAKAZAM!" I yell as he lands in the police van.
"Spidey, can I get a shot for you for the Bugle?" I turn around and see someone oddly familiar, I can't put a ring on it, but I just give a thumbs up and swing away.
"Crap, I'm probably late for AP Chemistry, I promised I'd take a 10 minute washroom break, and now it's been 2 hours... I must be constipated or something." I think to myself as I'm swinging and free-running through the rooftops of Midtown til I finally reach my school. "Hot roof! Hot roof!" I exclaim as I'm taking off my boots and changing into my civil attire.
I'm running through the halls and I look at the time on my iPod, 1:45pm. "Wow." I run into my class and accidentally drop the beakers that were part of a chemical experiment. "Oh my god, I am so sorry. Mr. Mackenzie, I am really sorry." I apologize quickly, "Peter Parker, tardy again. You're not so scary-smart that you can come into my class late, break glass, and just say sorry... Hmph, tell you what, if you can name me an example of a sulfuric acid, I'll let you off the hook, alright?" He explains. "Okay, I got it. One would be a production of fertilizer." "And how exactly is the given acid formed?" "Sulfuric acid is formed when sulfur dioxide reacts with oxygen as well as water. The equation would be written down as 2SO2 + O2 + 2H2O = 2H2SO4. Is my magic trick over? I feel as though I gave it away and made absolutely no money from it unlike J.K Rowling." I reply. "Very well, you may be seated." He shows me a spot to the middle of the room and I plump my stuff down and take out my notebook. "School is fun, isn't it?" I think to myself.