There is a poll on the Legendary Cardboard blog allowing you to embrace your choice of five women from the X-Men film series. You can click the source link to vote in their poll, but I want to talk about my thinking here for a bit. See if you agree.
Mystique seems like an educated choice, since she could give you a new date every night. Personally, I would like to try The Kate Winslet Experience. Or maybe A Night With Linda Blair. Anyway, she could make your every wish come true.
But. I don't know if I could trust her to completely open up. And I am not sure I want to know the female equivalent of blueballs.
I loved Juno like everyone else. It would be pretty sweet to be able to disappear at will after trying on a 6 carat diamond. With Kitty, however, cute only goes so far.
Jean Grey would be hottest in the sack. The uncontrollable passion thing is a lofty goal for a relationship. I would worry about the explosions, but it might be a great way to die.
Yum. Storm is just so smooth, with a lightning upside. It terms of pure looks, this would be my choice. There are no negatives for me here, but my final decision is based on pure empathy.
Rogue is my girl. Miss Mutant Universe, my imaginary Valentine, whatever you want to call it. One of the guiding questions of my life involves what would happen if she touched herself. And I really wonder what my powers would look like if she started acting them out.
Head over to marvelsuperstars.wordpress.com to vote in the actual poll, then tell me how you would play it in the comments here at CBM. Miss Mutant Universe hangs in the balance.
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