More on Shadow Hare and the Allegiance of Heroes

More on Shadow Hare and the Allegiance of Heroes

Intrigued by TheDurkinKnight's article about Cinncinati's vigilante "Shadow Hare," we dug up this clip...

By ComicBookMovie - Apr 28, 2009 10:04 PM EST
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rockingrich1webb
rockingrich1webb - 4/28/2009, 10:51 PM
I still think his stupid!!!
KeepItReal
KeepItReal - 4/28/2009, 10:54 PM
NY has the Guardian Angels... Cincinnati has Superheroes? "Allegiance Assemble"? Its a nice concept, they want to help out... but really.. what is going to happen when they really come across someone who doesnt think its so cute..They are going to get their ass whooped or worse. Comic book is one thing but this is real life. Who would trust someone who wears a mask? I have enough trouble trusting people without one.
CrookedJaw
CrookedJaw - 4/28/2009, 11:00 PM
Oh my god! this kid is a freakin scrawny bastard!!! he sounds like he's 14, but he's 21!?! hell, if you really want to change things you can't run around with pepper spray and handcuffs...this kid sounds like a super nerd who thinks that super hero antics can work in the real world...you must carry weapons and you must understand the crap that goes on here...this kid (hell, he's older than me :P) is going to really get hurt, or get one of his teammates hurt, he needs to understand what exactly he's doing
CrookedJaw
CrookedJaw - 4/28/2009, 11:02 PM
and his costume is ridiculously stupid...
rockingrich1webb
rockingrich1webb - 4/28/2009, 11:04 PM
okay, honestly noow i think saying stupid is a little bit harsh (because i just watched the vid) and i think your doing a fine job but doing this is putting you into danger so i hope those pepper sprays will come in handy.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!
rockingrich1webb
rockingrich1webb - 4/28/2009, 11:08 PM
But i still think its wierd being called the shadow hare because it's like calling someone the shadow rabbit also the costume is pretty uncool you look like a spider-punisher in that thing and "alliegance assemble" what the heck is that?
MidKnight35
MidKnight35 - 4/28/2009, 11:42 PM
I watched this earlier today when I did a little research on it. These kids just want attention let them have their 15 minutes of fame. They are not going to do any real crime fighting, they know where their place is. They just want to get more friends on myspace and clips in the news. Why do you think we still have not brought down the drug cartel and border violence is at a all-time high? Cuz the REAL criminals are far to dangerous. We took the risk of taking down one of the head haunchos of the mexican cartel leaving a power vacuum which erupted in a power struggle for leadership. This is why we have some of the most drug violence we have seen in a long time and apart from national guard our law enforcement agencies are just not well equipped to take on the threat. IF the f'ing cops can't deal with it definatley some punk with pepper spray and handcuffs isn't. They just want attention.
FalconX2
FalconX2 - 4/29/2009, 12:01 AM
Isn't it illegal to go out in public with a full face covering mask?
shibazz
shibazz - 4/29/2009, 12:11 AM
that is hot! i would rather die on my feet than live on my knees
ottoevans
ottoevans - 4/29/2009, 12:34 AM
damn, if u really going to do this at least hit the weights
TheMyth
TheMyth - 4/29/2009, 12:58 AM
I'm seriously at a loss for words. I am so going to check out that site. I want to laugh so [frick]ing hard, but then I think about the horrible way in which the 'Shadow Hare' will soon die, then I do laugh.
SGA
SGA - 4/29/2009, 2:01 AM
I just like this "shadow hare's" emblem. It looks like the rabbit from Donny Darko.

But seriously, he's definitely going to get hurt or even killed.

I think we should call in the Emo Rangers :P

theFACE
theFACE - 4/29/2009, 5:07 AM
what a douche, he clearly has some issues.

This stuff is on his myspace:

Shadow Hare's Interests
General
Music
Films
Television
Books
Heroes


Shadow Hare's Details
Status: Single
Here for: Friends
Body type: 5' 7" / Athletic
Ethnicity: Other
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Occupation: Superhero

ATHLETIC! Your having a laugh!

Triptheorist
Triptheorist - 4/29/2009, 5:19 AM
I wonder if they need any Arch-Villainy? Let me go get my cape and some cough lozenges for my evil laugh.
TheMyth
TheMyth - 4/29/2009, 6:14 AM
So I checked out this Superhero registry site... I'm pretty sure that everyone on that site is suffering from some form of mental illness. I was sorely disappointed that there is no Supervillain registry. Looks like we should start one, give these retarded goofs something to do aside from making PB&J for winos.
OriginalPhysco
OriginalPhysco - 4/29/2009, 6:15 AM
So are they actually doing this in real life, now as we speak
Shaman
Shaman - 4/29/2009, 6:27 AM
Now where is my lacky... General Dissaray???

His peper spray is no match since i have a specifically designed foil helmet that cancels the effects of peper spray. MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! He will perish from my "Lazer Hare Removal" powers!!!

Silly rabbit, crime fighting's for PROFESSIONNALS!!! Curiosity killed the cat, idiocy killed the hare!!!
ElBicho
ElBicho - 4/29/2009, 6:34 AM
I don't know if I'd be fearful of the AV Squad, lead by a dweeb who sounds like High Pitch Eric.
YohonKalic
YohonKalic - 4/29/2009, 7:27 AM
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@TheMyth

That might be the greatest thing I ever heard....EVER! It would be the greatest thing on earth to make a evil website and email them about how were going to kick there ass lol. I put up a pic on my space, CALL ME GHETTO MAN!!

http://www.myspace.com/yohon_kalic

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gamerjoe
gamerjoe - 4/29/2009, 7:37 AM
what a stupid guy i dont care what your life was like you are friggen 21 years old dont be a dork
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 4/29/2009, 7:57 AM
Ah whatever, if they aint harming anyone i say fair play. Or even if they are harming scumbags i still say fair play! But this kind of thing can only end in tears, most likley their mothers tears while they bury their 21 year old geek sons and daughters
saltyboy93
saltyboy93 - 4/29/2009, 7:59 AM
i for think this is pretty [frick]in noble. putting on a costume and going around helping people you dont even know. its stupid, but thats what makes it so noble. you shouldnt HAVE to be paid to help people.
TucsonRican
TucsonRican - 4/29/2009, 8:33 AM
Ghetto man is taken...



starts at :26
TheJester
TheJester - 4/29/2009, 8:36 AM
I would like to copy-cat the guy who dressed as Vader and went on a drunken rampage beating the snot out the the Jedi temple followers in England on these kids.



YohonKalic
YohonKalic - 4/29/2009, 9:19 AM
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@TucsonRican

Damn, lol, maybe red man... damn thats taken too!


@TheJester

Holly Christ you just gave me a great Idea, copy cat, dress up just like that guy and rob a bank or something, then they go looking for his dumb ass. Man thats just perfect. This will be the first Act of "Red Banndana face guy" and "the league of guys who want to make fun and or hurt these nerds."

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Shaman
Shaman - 4/29/2009, 9:36 AM
TheJester- niiiiice :))
adamant877
adamant877 - 4/29/2009, 9:58 AM
FalconX2: It is indeed NOT illegal to wear a full face mask in public. It's a right as a citizen. But...
It IS illegal to apprehend, or forcibly detain a person without their consent, or to physically assault anyone, whether or not they are in the act of commiting a crime. "Citizens arrests" are not applicable as an excuse (in most states), and any douchebag who thinks that he could get away with these kinds of childish antics would be sorely mistaken to find out, after all is said and done, that he/she would probably face a few charges of their own after the proper authorities arrived.

(That, or a 35mm hole in your face as a surprise for attacking a purse snatcher or drug dealer might wake you up as well.)

I am in no way saying that a person should not perform their due diligence when it comes to coming to someone's aid if they are in trouble! We constantly hear or see on the news, stories about people that were attacked and CROWDS OF PEOPLE STOOD AROUND AND WATCHED, DOING NOTHING!
But, realistically, you're not clairvoyant, so you wouldn't have the luxury of being in the "right place at the right time" to be of any help to these people.

In the "really real world", true heroes don't wear masks.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 4/29/2009, 10:02 AM
Hey last time i went out in THE TICK costume i was arrested lol! Jesting heh heh! It does remind me though when i went out clubbing and it was comicbook dress up night, i lost my mate Dan in the early hours, he was a cross between BATMAN and a NINJA lol, i was THE FLASH lol, We looked better the more drunk we got lol, also got alot of attention, anyway me an my mate Keith had to ask a police guy the next morning to radio in to find out if they arrested BATMAN, he could hardly keep a straight face, he even said something about comish Gordon that we all cracked up, anyway found him later, he broke into his own flat coz he lost the keys earlier the night we was out lol! As for SHADOW HARE an co, i applaud them, but walking around the streets in day light??? How about going out at night when most of the crime starts??? But guys keep up the good work! ; ) (Hey, they could be going out starting crime, if everyone did patrols an stuff when they could, we'd have a happier nicer WORLD out there) ; ) ... P.s. i did do it again sometime later with another mate Matt he was SPIDEY an i was SUPES, didn't lose him though lol! : D
alten2345
alten2345 - 4/29/2009, 10:20 AM
Not for nothing but this guy is gonna end up dead. He's delusional.
alten2345
alten2345 - 4/29/2009, 10:26 AM
Yeah. We'll see how many people think this is a good idea when he gets himself, or more importantly, somebody else killed. This guy has zero training in any kind of law enforcement and one day he is going to put himself into a situation that is going to get somebody hurt or killed.
Niem8211
Niem8211 - 4/29/2009, 10:30 AM
Wow I am a big comic fan, but F$#@... These stupid A-HOLES are just asking for a bullet in the head>>> I can’t believe that the Cin. police department would even allow this crap to happen... There just as stupid as these doush bags trying to make something fake a reality... Leave fantasy paper and DVD's retards
TheJester
TheJester - 4/29/2009, 10:40 AM
@Shammy

Seriously, that guy was my hero. I wish I had thought of it.

Now it seems I can have my chance. I am going to wear nothing but a loin cloth made of maple leaves, a pair of oversized sunglasses and beat them all with a switch of maple.

Can it be any more villainous? We shall call ourselves MSG (Maple Syrup Group)

WHO'S WITH ME!!!??????

*pumps fist into the air*

dogchasingcars
dogchasingcars - 4/29/2009, 10:54 AM
guys really all this dude really is is an emo guy who likes to wear black clothes and cut himself while listening to some shitty music he isn't a superhero and he is actually retarded for doing stuff like this i mean i can see if someone really wants to do this but they would do it at night i mean seriously. look at the watchmen not the movie but the graphic novel i mean these were people who were ordinary but put on costumes at night and patrolled the streets i mean any one could pull a rorschach but it is totally different going out into the broad daylight as opposed to do it at night time where you will have less of a shot of getting seen. to be honest i hope this guy has a rude awaking get out of his parents house and actually finds a damn job.
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 4/29/2009, 10:55 AM
W-T-F....YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY, YOUR GOING TO GET SERIOUSLY HURT, JUST BY BEING ON THE NEWS MAKES YOU EASY TARGETS.REAL BAD GUYS, WILL HURT YOU JUST BECAUSE IT'LL BE FUN. DUDE, BATMAN WOULDNT GO ON THE NEWS.
adamant877
adamant877 - 4/29/2009, 11:17 AM
Should've called them "The Allegiance of AssHairs!"
dogchasingcars
dogchasingcars - 4/29/2009, 11:24 AM
tuscon where the hell did you find that clip man it was funny as hell
thwip284
thwip284 - 4/29/2009, 11:25 AM
Yea that walking around in the daytime is stupid. it's just another gang to me.
MidKnight35
MidKnight35 - 4/29/2009, 11:33 AM
Everyone check out anothe so-called superhero Master Legend's myspace. His blogs are so fricking funny! Fist City in China Town LMAO! Make sure to read all of his blogs about his 'patrols' they are the funniest things ever here is a link to his site:
http://www.myspace.com/masterlegend
TheJester
TheJester - 4/29/2009, 12:11 PM
guys?
DonkeyPuncher
DonkeyPuncher - 4/29/2009, 12:12 PM
dude that is so badass but gunsmith is right mistake number one was going on the news
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