WATCHMEN: Electric Blue Condom?!!

WATCHMEN: Electric Blue Condom?!!

Now, you can have a penis just like Dr. Manhattan!

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By ComicBookMovie - Feb 18, 2009 12:02 PM EST
Filed Under: Watchmen
Source: Gizmodo

OK, the Watchmen merchandising efforts are getting a little out of hand now...



Our thanks go to Chase for the tip.

Click on the source link to see Nite Owl coffee.
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CyborgNinja
CyborgNinja - 2/18/2009, 12:34 PM
I can't wait to see my girls face when I whip out the big blue mamba! Thank you Dr M!
Conchizzle
Conchizzle - 2/18/2009, 12:37 PM
I need.

BrunoDJ
BrunoDJ - 2/18/2009, 12:41 PM
thats awesome.
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 2/18/2009, 12:46 PM
FIRST BLUE BALLS, NOW BLUE......
luv1138
luv1138 - 2/18/2009, 1:01 PM
Oh man. This is great. I wonder how my penis is going to look with a blue condom on. I also wonder how my girl is going to react. Priceless.
Floppyspider
Floppyspider - 2/18/2009, 1:09 PM
oe oe oe my girls favorite color is blue hhehehehe boy is she gona be in for a surprise hahaha:P
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 2/18/2009, 1:11 PM
haha, oh my god this is ironic..myself and noobmike were joking a while ago about how ridiculous the merchandising would get for this movie and i think one of us mentioned a silk spectre vibrator..we wernt that far off!..still i will deffo be buying some..as well as nite owl coffee, lol
Shaman
Shaman - 2/18/2009, 1:11 PM
Thing is, this condom, however blue it may be, won't give you Dr. Manhatan's power to enlarge at will. Sorry to POP you bubbles guys.

I'd buy a silk specter fake vagina though... modeled after Carla gugino's :)) As if i'm the only one who thought of THAT one!!! Come OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!! :P
vonstallin
vonstallin - 2/18/2009, 1:15 PM
I wonder if it's radioactive like Dr Manhatan? lol
Oh and Shaman....I would also haa haaaa
alten2345
alten2345 - 2/18/2009, 1:31 PM
Oh wow I was assuming this and the coffee is just merchandise that is going to be in the movie. But you can buy the coffee. I just went to the website selling it. Wow. That is retarded to no end.

Here is the link that actually has the description of the coffee:

http://www.organiccoffee.com/Nite-Owl-Dark-Roast/M/B001O2KSZA.htm

Freakin sad.
Set2Fallfirst
Set2Fallfirst - 2/18/2009, 1:49 PM
i thought i could only get a blue penis in the mile high club
DarkAvengers
DarkAvengers - 2/18/2009, 1:56 PM
Condoms? They never mentioned condoms in the comic!!!

JUST KIDDING EVERYONE.

I hope they have these in magnum sizes. Cuz i bring the thunder.
ElBeaster
ElBeaster - 2/18/2009, 2:14 PM
Guy 1: "Hey gang, Alan Moore is petitioning against the movie."

Guy 2: "We should piss him off even more than we already have!"

Guy 1: "But how is that possible, he's already SUPER pissed off!"

Guy 2: "....Nite Owl coffee?"

Guy 1: "It's a start, but it just doesn't make a mockery of his masterpiece enough. Keep thinking."

Guy 2: "I know.....Dr. Manhattan Condoms!"

Guy 1: "That is the absolute best way to bastardize the Watchmen franchise! You're a genius, dude!"

Guy 2: "It's a gift."
SGA
SGA - 2/18/2009, 2:20 PM
OMG. this is AWESOME!

I can't wait to use one ^_^

my girlfriend is gonna flip, cuz for some reason, she thinks Doc Manhattan in the movie is hot (probly cuz he's naked)

But I'll show her that he's not the only one w/ a big blue package. lol
thenumber12
thenumber12 - 2/18/2009, 2:24 PM
where do i get these?
alten2345
alten2345 - 2/18/2009, 2:43 PM
Mattlask made a funny!!!!
CRUSH
CRUSH - 2/18/2009, 3:11 PM
You're supposed to drink the Nite Owl coffee, then put on the Doc condom & make your girl feel like she's on mars.

I've had blue balls before...but never a blue meat-stick. That's Watchmen for you, always lookin' to protect the people.


-Zing
NoobMike
NoobMike - 2/18/2009, 3:29 PM
don't know what is sadder, that they are putting this stuff out there or that people can't wait to get them.

They are probably made in the same Chinese factory they are making the DBE toys and will break the third time you thrust, have fun with your pregnant girlfriends.
loganoneil
loganoneil - 2/18/2009, 3:33 PM
Where can I BUY those condoms?!!!
Seekay
Seekay - 2/18/2009, 3:34 PM
Can they start selling Bubastis kittens at pet shops too?
That'd be so rad.
slimybug
slimybug - 2/18/2009, 3:53 PM
I certainly wouldn't trust a novelty condom. Novelty mug, sure, but the condoms are a little bit more serious business.

I'd rather use a trusted brand than a novelty.
adamant877
adamant877 - 2/18/2009, 3:54 PM
And the capitalist wheel keeps turning, and turning, and... lol

Oh, loganoniel, here's the link for the coffee:

http://www.organiccoffee.com/

...and here's for the condoms:

http://watchmencomicmovie.com/021609-watchmen-movie-dr-manhattan-condom.php

"HAVE AT THEE!"
MisterNiceGuy
MisterNiceGuy - 2/18/2009, 4:16 PM
now thats marketing at its finest right there
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 2/18/2009, 4:23 PM
Yknow i almost admire ther balls...if your gonna put your name on anything..put your name on [frick]ing everything!
adamrich81
adamrich81 - 2/18/2009, 5:31 PM
CBM meant to say, 'Thanks Chase for the 'reservoir tip'...AH HAAAA! Too soon? Anyway. All of you stop with the 'I need to get those right away' act. You all know as well as I do, that those of us posting comments, not simply browsing but posting comments on a site called comic book movies.com have NOOOO need for any color condom, I don't care if it's Dr.M blue!

As a hypothetical, picture this scene.
You-Great night babe, wanna have intercourse?
Her-Sure you comic book loving stud!
You-Great, now what's your condom preference, I've got Dr.Manhattan blue or Optimus prime Red (with flames)
Her-Surprise me! And wear that Rorschach mask to bed!


AHHH we can wish can't we? All in good fun gents.
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 2/18/2009, 7:20 PM
lol
ElJefeCosme09
ElJefeCosme09 - 2/18/2009, 7:36 PM
Huh.... i wonder if the Blue Man Band is watching
KeepItReal
KeepItReal - 2/18/2009, 11:12 PM
oh my!
zinext
zinext - 2/19/2009, 12:41 AM
Id love 2 see a wolverine origins condom, it would read
"adumantium protection for those sticky situations,bub"
FalconX2
FalconX2 - 2/19/2009, 2:12 AM
Add it to my collection of celebrity condoms along with the Obama condom: http://www.obamacondoms.com/
loganoneil
loganoneil - 2/19/2009, 8:09 AM
Does anyone know if they glow in the dark (LOL)?

No, seriously... do they glow in the dark? That would add to the 'novelty' factor (...and be DAMN funny to boot!).
TheDudeAbides987
TheDudeAbides987 - 2/19/2009, 8:27 AM
Wow. Picture it, you're with your partner and doing your business, rockin' the blue condom and then you climax, incinerating her into blue mist.
loganoneil
loganoneil - 2/19/2009, 8:32 AM
Dude - that would TOTALLY redefine the phrase, "More bang for the buck!" (LOL)
TheDudeAbides987
TheDudeAbides987 - 2/19/2009, 8:45 AM
Logan - touché


Other merchandising ploys would be:

The Comedian's rape beard

Rorshach's sex offender trench coat (for running naked and exposing yourself to the public!)

As said above Silk Spectre's dildo (for women...or men?)

Yeah...my imagination has run dry...
loganoneil
loganoneil - 2/19/2009, 9:17 AM
That is just so wrong on SOOOOO many levels...
ThisFan
ThisFan - 2/19/2009, 9:39 AM
The world will look up and shout do I have to wear this and dr manhattan will look down and wisper yes
DarkAvengers
DarkAvengers - 2/19/2009, 10:47 AM
A girl will turn around as she's on all fours and ask, would you just want to take off that blue condom and pull out? And we'll whisper, Hell, yes.
Sonny
Sonny - 2/19/2009, 11:43 AM
Id say " FAN BOY " isnt exactly the smartest marketing of CONDOMS..
Spock
Spock - 2/19/2009, 12:02 PM
I bout fell out of my chair laughing, what is the world coming to. Yes to Captialism adamant877. Blue condoms.
Betty
Betty - 2/19/2009, 2:27 PM
I'll put it next to my sally jupiter dental dam.
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