Banner in the Woods

Chapter Three: The Morning After

Stark woke up from his drunken stupor at about 3:56 AM, and he wondered what happened the night prior to his awakening, but then he noticed Banners arm holding him tight, and his eyes then widened with shock. "Pepper can never find out about this" he thought to himself. He got up onto his feet and then he proceeded to unzip the tent and he ended up vomiting on his way out. He grabbed his head as it started to throb the throbbiest throb pain a head could ever throb, in fact it throbbed so throbbingly that he started to sob, and this sobbing lasted for a good 25 minutes. Eventually Bruce woke up, due to the loud chirping of birds, he immediately noticed the tent was unzipped. Once he exited the unzipped tent, he looked down towards the ground, and he noticed Tony's pile of vomit. He thought to himself "If only Tony wasn't still with Pepper, we could be forever together".

Meanwhile, on the Avengers current Quinjet, OH WAIT THE QUINJET JUST EXPLODED HOLY [frick] ITS CRASHING OMG, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ALL THE AVENGERS ARE DEAD EXCEPT FOR STARK AND BANNER BECAUSE THEY WERE ROASTING WEENIES HOLY SHIT!!! And thus ends the tragic tale of Banner in the Woods and the rest of the now deceased Avengers.