Gotham uprising. Chapter: 3-The first joke.

-At Jack Napier's apartment-
Landlord: "I'm sorry Jack but if you don't pay the rent in 20 days I'm going to have to evict you."
Jack Napier: "Can you please give me a extension?"
Landlord: "Umm-mm no sorry."-Landlord leaves..-
Jeanine Napier: "Don't worry honey everything will work out."
-Cut to Jack Napier leaving his run down apartment. He starts walking to Carmine Falcone's hideout.-

-At Carmine Falcone's hideout-
Carmine: " Well look who finally showed up? Guards take this man outside and show them what we do to welshers.
Jack Napier: "Wait no I can pay you back now!!!"-Guards stop pulling him-
Carmine Falcone: "Really? Well then where is my money?"
Jack Napier: "That's why I'm here.. I have come to you to ask for assistance in a heist.
Carmine: "Why can't you do it yourself?"
Jack Napier: "I don't have the means.. and if anything went wrong I couldn't defend myself."
Carmine Falcone: "What place are you planning to hit?"
Jack Napier: "A chemical plant where I used to work. They have a big safe and I know the combination.
Carmine Falcone: "What kinda money is in this safe exactly?"
Jack Napier: -Pauses for dramatic effect.-".. A million dollars."
Carmine Falcone: "Fine... but if this is some kinda trick or anything goes wrong your dead, and we split the money 60/40 understand?"
Jack Napier: "Yes sir."
Carmine Falcone: "Good now I'm going to provide you with my metal man 'Billy' here and a monkey man."
Jack Napier: "A metal man and a what?"
Carmine Falcone: "A metal man is the brawn of of the operation and the monkey man is the small brainy guy who can get you out of trouble with his mouth and his brains ya understand?
Jack Napier: "Okay.."
Carmine Falcone whispering to his goons: "Now if you feel like this guy is going to pull out at any moment you finish him got it?
Metal man(Billy): "Yes boss."
Monkey man: "Roger that."

-At Ace chemicals building-
-Loading money into truck-
Metal man(Billy): "Okay good put the money in the back. Hurry up the boss is waiting.
Monkey man: "What's the matter Jack you look reluctant."
Jack Napier: "I'm fine l-let's just hurry up."
Batman on top of building nearby: "They look suspicious."
-Batman shoots his grapple gun and swings by them quietly. Then he swoops in.-
Monkey man: "Hey did you guys hear that.. Ahhh! Somebody's here..... It's Batman!!!
-The monkey man pulls out a switchblade to stab Batman. Batman punches him twice then the monkey man swings with his knife and he misses horribly. As soon as Jack sees this he starts running for his life towards the bridges over the chemical vats to get to another exit from the building. Then he suddenly gets stopped by Billy.-
Metal man(Billy) holding Jack by the front of his shirt: "Where do you think you're going."
Jack Napier: "Wait please!!! I have a wife!"
Metal Man(Billy): "No you see you can't just leave with the bosses money. Before we started this heist I knew from the beginning that you had no guts. I just knew you would try and pull out at the last minute. Do you wanna know what the boss told us to do if you tried to pull out?
Jack Napier: "No please I beg you!"
Metal Man(Billy): "I think you do.."
-Billy pushes Jack Napier off the bridge and as Jack is falling backwards he grabs hold of the hand rail. At that moment Batman arrives. Batman knocks down the Metal Man with one swift right hook.-
Batman: "Grab my hand!"
Jack Napier: "I can't reach!"
-Jack's hand slips and he falls into the vat of chemicals.-
Batman: "No!"
-Batman runs after Billy and catches him trying to get into the money truck. He overpowers him then gives him a good beating until he's nearly unconscious.-

-At the GCPD building-
Harvey Bullock: "We gotta tip about some failed heist over at the Ace Chemical building.
Lieutenant Gordon: "Okay I'll go there and I'll call you if I need assistance."
Harvey Bullock: "Okay."
-Lieutenant Gordon heads to the Ace Chemicals building. When Gordon arrives Billy the metal man and the monkey are already tied up for him.-
Lieutenant Gordon: "Okay I got them come up here and we'll take them downtown."
Ellen Yin: "Wow great work Jimmy on my way."
Harvey Bullock: "Yeah good job."
-Lieutenant Gordon looks up at a tall building and sees a dark shadow.-
Lieutenant Gordon to himself: "..I couldn't have done it with out any help."

20 minutes later...

-At Ace Chemical building-
Jack Napier sitting on the floor outside of the vat of chemicals he climbed out of.-
Jack Napier grinning: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"