Bet you thought this was going to be one of those hippy environmental rants talking about how we should all stop burning fossil fuels and hug some trees. Unfortunately, I'm saving that article for Earth Day so you guys are just going to have to wait! I'm referring to a different kind of green, one that pays homage to the Irish! Come on, it is March...surely you saw this coming. Most of you probably have that 'Kiss me, I'm Irish' shirt or something to that tune but wouldn't it be great if you had something that blended your love of comic books with an increasingly potent drive to consume verdant beverages? Oh, I do believe that is my que...
Everybody likes to be Irish on St. Patty's, but what about being SUPER POWERED Irish? You guys should see Superman drink with this badboy on. You would think that the Man of Steel could drink like a fish, but it is something about that green that totally makes him a lightweight. I wouldn't call him a bubble gummer by any stretch of the imagination, but he is simply lowered to the standard of us mortals. Had Superman come from the planet KrypIrelandton then maybe it would be a different story. Just know that if you don this shirt, you are setting the bar mighty high!(double meanings are fun)
Of course if you want a tad bit more subtly you can always check our Batman and Superman Celtic logo t-shirts. Featuring that freakin' awesome Celtic knot design that has become so popular on tattoos and musical productions mixed with the omnipresent Superman or Batman symbol! Put on some woad, grab your mace, and go pick a fight with the English.
Moving away from the straight Irish motif, you could always just go along with the flow and get something green! For the DC Fans, we have tons of Green Lantern and Green Arrow stuff! Green Lanterns get to play with the coalesced willpower that happens to be tinged green. That may be important for when you are desperately trying to crawl 12 blocks back to your house. You really can't get wrong with Green Arrow either, he has that 'European look'. People in Europe look like Robin Hood...right?
Joking aside, you might be one of those angry types. If you're not one of those angry types, you might be one who respects those who harness pure rage. Wearing a Hulk shirt might be a good idea if you're spending any time at the bars on St. Patty's. Who wants to mess with a dude who gets progressively angrier and angrier? Just don't be mean to the bartenders...they have enough to deal with! Hopefully you've seen something you like and have a fun, safe, and responsible St. Patty's Day!
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