I hate walking around with too many things in my hands. Books, Ipods, Soda, lunch... I mean there is simply too many things these days! I wish I had like, something that I could put all of these things in…like some kind of container but not made out of anything rigid! What’s that? Oh I’m being told there are such things, and they are called ‘b-ags?’ Man I wish somebody would’ve told me that years ago because I’ve just been stacking things on the top of my head like some tribesmen. It was great for the muscles in my neck but I feel like I could’ve saved a lot of time in the process with just a tad bit of foresight. Perhaps I do need to get out a bit more? Oh well, at least it gives me something to write about now, sharing this magical creation with you denizens of the internet.
So the first section is on something that has been explained to me as a "Messenger Bag". Not entirely sure why they call it that, but I’m sure we can figure it out. I know the post-office guys would like a lot more awesome if they were allowed to deliver using these. MESSAGE FOR YOU, SIR! Sorry, that Monty Python quote just kind of snuck in there. I want to blame the name of this product, so I hope you guys don’t mind much. Our first messenger bag is one featuring the COBRA logo from GI Joe. You guys might be familiar with COBRA as the bad guys, and they pretty much are. I think they were a giant terrorist organization before we even knew what one is! We are lucky these guys aren’t real because that would be truly threatening to the rest of us. At least FOX News would have had something serious to talk about on the pro-side of things, and that color-coded system would make a bit more sense. Wouldn’t want COBRA based airships landing in America like the beginning of the GI Joe movie. I think we’ve had our fill of “Red-Dawn” like scenarios.
If the military isn’t quite your bag then check out this Speed-Force inspired Flash Messenger’s Bag! If there is one superhero you would want to be delivering messages, it would most assuredly be the Flash. How can you go wrong with that? You really can’t! I’m sure it would cost a pretty penny though to hire him, probably a little bit more than Next Day Air. Flash’s service would probably be ‘within 5 minutes, anywhere on the planet or 10 minutes if in another dimension’. We will have to figure out something to deal with perpetual sonic booms. A small price to pay for instant delivery! HE IS FASTER THAN A TEXT MESSAGE!
Do you consider yourself the Night, a dark harbinger of justice or perhaps dark parcel post? I’m sure you can see where this already going, because the Batman needs very little introduction. I’m pretty sure that’s the effect he was going for though, to be in the background of everybody’s mind. You don’t want to do anything stupid tonight because the Bat is out! Oh fear, you’re such a delicious weapon. That’s exactly the kind of impression you want emanating from a messenger’s bag. You know it’ll keep people out of your stuff! There are few people in this world that are willing to go toe-to-toe with the Batman. It’s not only Batman but some bats too! That man is always prepared.
Not into messenger bags? Looking for something a bit more…purse-y? Well, we got you covered. SuperHeroStuff.Com always has you covered! We have two different kinds of ‘relaxed shoulder’ bags, which are essentially just giant purses! Sometimes you just have a bunch of stuff and well, you need a bit more space. Either that or you’re a huge Superman or Batman fan. Both answers are acceptable! Both of these bags feature banner corners and distressed symbols for that well-loved look. They look well-loved before they even get to you! Did you do that by osmosis? That’s some skill, if you ask me. If you’re walking around with the Superman one, your chances are vastly improved on being picked up by him. What lady wouldn’t want a night on the town/ flying around with the Superman? You guys ever seen his apartment? That place is certainly…unique. Same kind of story goes with the Batman one too, that guy is a freakin’ billionaire! He doesn’t have to do much work, and he probably spends a lot of sunlight hours sleeping, but man that guy is up all night! Batcave could use a bit of a warmer touch, but you’ll have plenty of room to play around in Wayne Manor.
Jumping on the ‘Green Revolution’ boat? We got something for you as well! This recycled Wonder Woman Tote is perfect for going to the grocery store for a few light items and avoiding the unnecessary waste of a paper or plastic bag! That is just smart living, which is good for Earth, which is in turn good for the Amazons! You really don’t want to get on their bad side. Woman imbued with the power of ancient gods…yeah I want to keep my distance from them. I’ll try my best to stay on their good sides that is for sure!
And now we get to the children. We couldn’t forget about the little rug rats, now could we? These, at first glance, may look like just normal old bookbags but if you look closely, you’ll notice that they come with a cape! What kid wouldn’t want to use a bookbag with a cape! Hell, I want to have a bookbag with a cape but these are far too small for me. I must admit, I am mildly jealous. We didn’t have really cool things like this when we were little, did we? We have two different versions of the bag-n-cape, Batman and Superman! We are sure your child has to like at least one of them; they are the essential superhero these days. Enjoy these fine additions to your carrying capacity!