SUPERHEROSTUFF: Black Friday! IT HAS BEGUN!

When you work in retail, even e-retail, you have to approach this quite auspicious of days with a certain...vigor. I like to tackle the day by channeling the spirit of Leonidas and the Brave 300 and while most people sing in the shower, I was yelling 300 quotes. 'This is where we fight – this is where they die! PREPARE FOR GLORY!' Ahem. I can be somewhat overwhelming to my co-workers and I tend to get yelled at for spiriting around the warehouse, yelling and jumping over people. I should probably start wearing a helmet come to think of it. Any-who, it's here. Black Friday. 'They look thirsty...let's give them something to drink!'

So what do we have for you, oh internet denizens who are most likely at home, enjoying and relaxing an extended weekend and working off that food coma from yesterday? All sorts of fantastically good stuff! I have to admit that I'm mildly jealous of you reading this from the comfort of your lairs but I love this stuff enough that I'm here today...and tomorrow. Now you see why that harnessing the zeitgeist of 300 is important, right? We have tons of things marked down, up to 30%! What kind of stuff? T-shirts, hoodies, socks, watches, beanies, lounge pants...you should really check it out. It really couldn't hurt and you probably aren't doing anything important...you're zipping about ComicBookMovie, aren't you? Zaa-wing!

Oh, that 30% wasn't enough to bring you into the fold? How about if you go crazy and spend seventy-five dollars, we'll throw in a free t-shirt on top of that! See? I knew I just had to sweeten the deal. You guys are all super savvy and whatnot. I can tell that fact by the way you guys ruthlessly troll each other. It takes a certain kind of viscous and sinister intelligence for that sort of thing! Why not reward that sort of behavior and/or get some stuff from loved/hated ones over at SuperHeroStuff! It's probably good at burning calories and stuff! Probably.