Here's Johnny! Breaking through your figurative internet door, SuperHeroStuff has unleashed an unstoppable torrent of sweet deals. What kind of sweet deals? How about 9 dollar shirts? Yes, 9 dollar shirts! We have tons and tons of them available for you – just meander on over to SuperHeroStuff and check it out. You'll have shirts for work. Shirts for family. Shirts for the little kids. Shirts for summoning eldritch and incomprehensible beings into this plane of existence. Shirts for showing off your of love Star Wars, Batman, Superman, Captain America, X-Men, and much more. Shirts for planning out long diatribes on why (insert favored comic book company here) is so much better than (opposing comic book company) and the many, many reasons why. Let's be honest too...there are so many reasons. SO MANY REASONS! For both the 9 dollar shirts and that comic book company thing. Ahem.
If 9 dollars shirts isn't quite your style because you've evolved the need for a physical body through a long and arduous process known as Ascension then we also have the super cool Deadpool HeroBox! This sick little puppy comes in two different flavors – Gold and Silver. The Silver is our standard issue mystery box that comes with a shirt and tons of other stuff(value of $70 for $50) while the Gold is our super improved version that has 100 bucks worth of stuff for 70! BAM! Deadpool would have actually wanted us to include a sick puppy but we get yelled at for that sort of thing by the Post Office. That's why I keep telling them that we need to invest in SuperHeroStuff drones. Act quickly because we only have 500!
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