You remember that commercial in the late 90s that had that 'It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year' song playing and the parents dancing through the store with their morose children in tow which boiled into a back-to-school commercial? Yeah, I use to hate that advertisement but now that I'm out of school I think the kids should go all year-long! Hey, us adults don't get three bloody months off every year so those kids need to learn the hard facts of life. Summer breaks give us an unrealistic expectation!
You know who you can count on to be consistent and always have the coolest stuff available, unlike those fleeting respites of sunlight and not having anything to do? Us here at SuperheroStuff! We are just as cool as a summer break! Well...as much as we can be. (shakes hand at the sky) Whether you are going back to college, school, or know somebody who is we have a fresh sale that focuses on all things in the pursuit of knowledge. Watches for keeping track of the time! Backpacks for keeping those excessive amounts of books in check! Lunchboxes to fill with fruit snacks(for the people in school) or booze and fruit snacks(for those in college)! Erasers for making revisions to your origami fortune tellers! Hoodies for staying warm or covering up the fact that you are wearing the same clothes from yesterday! Glassware and cold cups for staying hydrated, but I wouldn't suggest using them for flip-cup! Yes, we got you covered over here at SuperheroStuff.com! EXCLAMATION POINTS!
If the back-to-school thing isn't quite your style, we are also running a different deal for those of us long out of higher learning. You know we always have a ton of shirts and we have code 'FREETEE' for stocking up. Spend 60 bucks and BAM! You get to pick a shirt from a huge array of free-ness! Yes, that isn't really a word but this is the 21st Century. I'm not sure if that is a defense but we are running with it. Got a ticket for the Learning Express? We got you covered. Got some money that is burning a hole in your pocket? Check. Wanna just check out a super sweet website? Oh you know it. SuperheroStuff. Choo-choo!
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