Deadpool. He's pretty much the comic book version of that plastic bag scene from American Beauty...if the bag had a tendency to break the 4th wall. I think that actually happened a lot in the director's cut but alas, FX has yet to get that movie in the rotation. I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE MOVIES, FX? Any-who, the Deadpool movie is fast approaching and what are you going to do about all of your Deadpool goodies? You going to try to get them at the movie theater? Pfft. If they are charging $6.50 for a bag of Peanut M&Ms I wonder what a shirt would cost? See? That's exactly what I'm talking about. Of course there are plenty of places to find great Deadpool gear but let's be honest...not everybody has time to search for stuff. You have to troll the opposing comic book company, you know? Just jump into a Suicide Squad trailer post and cut loose!
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