5 things I learned from the Marvel Cinematic Universe

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Lol the humor and the villain points are so true


Still love the MCU though

Because as we all know, concealing your identity and happiness for the selfless purpose of protecting those you love and care for is sooooo outdated. Let's all be selfish and laugh at those you know being harmed because of your willful carelessness! How dare the likes of Superman actually give a [frick]!

Trevor is my god.

Agreed on humour and villains, not so much on the mask thing. I mean, none of the heroes should care much about their loved ones (Thor's being in Asgard, Steve's being old or dead, etc. -- Maybe Tony could worry, but he's a super star so he doesn't give a shit lol)

This troll article is still up why?

@dante

what????

Have a feeling the author hasn't hit puberty yet

Clearly we are dealing with a comedic genius here and someone who knows how to back up his criticisms with ...um ...no examples and no further thoughts. I get that this is satirical ...but there is also someone trying to make a point with this. That point cannot be made with a sentence per point. It is just another opinionated person (who cannot back up their opinions) who believes he has a right to post an article because there is no editor filtering it on this site. If you cannot make a full article just don't post it and if you cannot back up your opinions, you need to take another look at said opinions.

And to the those who gave this a thumbs up? Yeah, I know there is this whole D.C loyalty or whatever because it makes fun of the stuff that D.C fans pan Marvel for but you are just supporting more ill conceived and thoughtless editorials on this site. When you thumb this up you are not tearing down Marvel, you are asking for more badly written articles on this site. You are asking for more one line points and gif filled non-sense that many here want to pass off as not just acceptable journalism but the only type they will accept. Expect more of your fellow CBM.com posters ...expect more of your self. Do not thumbs up articles like this.

Cue the writer to come in and say "that was the point of the article; that was the point of the humor" as it refers to one liners. I am sure you are quite tickled with your 'humor' because in your mind that is your version of wit but the point of an article is to challenge the reader; to make them think and to possibly change their mindset on an issue. It is not to make blanket statements just to have people agree and praise you for having the same opinion. And yes, you can challenge the reader with humor too. It CAN be done. It was not done here.

Please take a community College course before deciding to write an article again.

great thread.

@Objectivelybiased

Yeah, the article didn't bring up any good points. It's obviously a troll article. It doesn't even deserve a comment as long and well though out as yours.