So lately I've been feeling like I've been seeing a lot of Marvelites here on CBM lately. And ya know, I have no quarrel with Marvel fans. To each his own, AMIRITE? But theres a difference between Marvel fans and Marvelites. I'd even go as far as saying that they exist more than Nolanites. And the one thing that pisses my off the most about them, more than anything else, is that they think they and Marvel are better than everyone else. And for that, I wanna stick the Mjolnor up their asses and pull it out through their non-existent dicks (yes, I'm aware of that contradiction).
HARBADARBAGLARBAGLARBA DC characters have no depth ahurhurhur. When attempting to engage in a conversation with one of these baboons, they will more than likely tell you that Marvel characters are better because they actually have depth. The best way to counter this is by first setting them on fire with the power of 1000 suns. Then proceed to explain how Superman is the most human character of all. How he has to not only hear every cry in the world, and choose which people to save and let die, but he has to go home and be Clark Kent. Ah yes, Clark Kent. Some reporter goon, who is constantly bullied by some bitch named Lois. And you know what? Superman has to deal with all that. Sure, he may get some of that Lois pussy later. But when you think about it, there IS a lot of depth to the man of steel. If they try to bring up X-Men and how they're all freaks trying to live in a world that hates them, just bring up the Doom Patrol. Sort of a grey area.
AIRBALOOBANARGASHOOKA DC characters are overpowered HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE. Ah yes, the popular misconception that DC characters are OP. Especially when Marvel's big green goon gets stronger, the angrier he gets. And no one can beat him. And how Thor is unbeatable because he's a magical god who wields the same tool as Bob the Builder. When being a god pretty much means nothing in comics. And how Silver Surfer can beat anyone because he has the cosmic powers. Yet is a unic with no silver dick. But yes, DC characters are COMPLETELY overpowered. If they even attempt to bring up this argument, just call up Snoop Dogg and smoke some weed. Because these crazy ass Marvel mofos have gone full jacky.
HAIRGOLOOGOPOOCHOOCHOO DC has lame characters like Aquaman and Plastic Man IWORKFORJOHNGOTTI. Please refer to Squirrel Girl's defeat of Dr.
Doom Dontknowhowtocounterdatshit using her army of squirrels. Yes. And then proceed to shove the New 52 down their eye sockets. And then set them on fire again, with the power of 1000 suns.
I think I've covered everything, quite nicely.
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