Kick Ass review of issue 3 and 4

heres a rundown of issue three and four for kick-ass.

Issue 3
kick ass has shot to international fame. ever since his fight with that group of gangsters was recorded and place on youtube he feels like a star.Well he is a star! He feels so cool and thinks he getting places in life for his crush is also starting to speak to him. He loves it for hes getting loads of attention. Hes on cloud nine. Until his friend tells himthe whole school thinks hes gay. the night he was stabbbed and lay on a road naked people thought he had givin himself to gay Prostistutes and they stabbed him once he was done. Hes shell shocked by this and has only one way to blow off steam. By prowling the streets as Kick Ass! Dave has made a myspace page for kick Ass and he asks for anybody needs help just tell him and he will deal with it. so here he is going toward his next mission to deal with a guy thats been p*ss*ing his ex-wife off. He doesnt realise what hes getting himself into until he sees the guy is not alone and is surround by a mob. basicly Kick Ass winds the mob up and gets his head pounded off a wall. He then sees a sword go through one guy and behind him appears a young girl. she then slashes a fat guys belly, head and legs, yeah its pretty brutal. She then finishes the issue of by sayin " ok you c*nts lets see what you can do.

Issue 4
Paqndemoniam strikes as the mob goes crazy and attack the girl. But she merely blocks it all and murders them. All thats left is a stripper screaming for her life. This girl doesnt take no crap and stabs her twice. Kick ass shellshocked runs after her and loses her when she jumps onto another roof. she then high fives a huge guy and calls him Big daddy and in return calls her Hit girl. Dave has trouble slepping that night scared stiff that he will be framed for the murders and that he keeps seeing the dead mutilated bodies. luckily in the morning he see that they were major drug dealers and nobody cares there dead. Beside mr geneseve who panics for its the same two people who have killed 8 of their men before that night. Dave goes to a comic store and begoins to yap until a guy comes in who is supposedly a big shot business mans son mr genevese. we then see Hg and Bd interogateing a guy in a car compacter and thanks him for the information. Hg then clicks the button that crushes the guy.Its really sick you see his eyeballs pop out. Nasty! she ends this issue by calling the guy a douche.

thats it for tonight, tommorow ill review the next to where you find out the orign of Bd and Hg and the introduction of RED MIST!