I wanna start off by saying I don't like Twilight. Not because its one of those things that's "popular" to hate like Lady Gaga or Justin Beiber I just don't like it. I thinks its sexist, it talks down to women and it offers nothing in terms of creativity on the Vampire and Werewolf lore. That said, I really f**kin hate Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. I think they are the Herpes of film making.
By that I mean that they appear they are unpleasant and then they leave. For a while you think its OK, than BAM! they reappear. Essentially this films is a "Parody" of the first two twilight films with there "witty humor" added in the mix. The story follows Becca (HA!...HA!...So clever!) who moves to a new town with her dad and there she meets the Sullens (SO...WITTY!) and discovers that they are Vampires. I would like you to read my synopsis out loud right now. ...You done? Sounds like it came out of a 12 year old trying to be funny doesn't it?
These two numb nuts of film basically took the first two twilight films, made minor changes in the script then sold it to Fox (and please no anti Fox comments please. I'm so sick of Fox bashing its not even funny.) This film is also weird in terms of "jokes" (or should I say references). For instance in the previous films of Friedberg and Seltzer they would do "Hey look, its so and so!" So and so would be a pop culture icon from film of the year show up do something unfunny, then leave. Here is the opposite.
There is a scene where it "parodies" Bella falling of the motor bike where Bella revs up the bike speeds up, the obi wan ghost of Edward shows up, tells her to stop Bella falls. end of scene. Here Becca rides the bike past the Edward ghost (yeah, they couldn't come up with a clever name so they just kept it Edward) the ghost chases after her and Becca pulls out a guitar and starts signing. Everyone in the theater had this big WTF face. it wasn't until Edward said "Becca stop singing like Taylor Swift" that everyone let out a big OH and continued to be unimpressed with what was in front of them.
This film gets a F**K you rating! a 0 out of 5. this films is a blight on film making and a shameless attempt to cash in on the twilight haters (who are starting to become more annoying than the fans itself. Seriously I don't like twilight but I don't rent out a theater claiming to have the new Twilight film than having 100s of people show up taking there money and then having one guy berate them on why there stupid. YES THAT HAPPENED. and the Twilight ruined Comic-Con guys. Shut the hell up. So you don't like it so what? these girls are just trying to have a good time. and who are you to say otherwise?!)and surprisingly a large amount of twilight fans who can take a joke.
This films sucks (no pun intended) and I pray nit fails.
I'm gonna Watch MST3K and read some comics. See ya!
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