xStarLordx Reviews Transformers Age of Extinction (Spoilers)

xStarLordx Reviews Transformers Age of Extinction (Spoilers)

Spoilers obviously. I may put up a spoiler-free review later.

Editorial Opinion
By LegendaryOutlaw - Jun 27, 2014 11:06 AM EST

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     Last night I saw the latest installment of the Transformers franchise. The series is notorious due to the director, Michael Bay. The movie has received mixed reviews. Hateful things have been said and good things have been said. I am one of those who has good things to say. Now a lot of people would venture to say this review is biased, which is a bit true, but I do point out the problems with the film and take into account the flaws.

CHARACTERS

     This movie includes a new cast with a few returning faces. If you didn't like the humans in the past movies because of stupid humor and dull characters, then I can promise you that this has next to none of that. A few humans like Savoy, Shane, and Li Bing Bing's character (I can't remember her name.) were a bit underused. Savoy was there just to have some human for Cade to fight. Although Cade didn't need a rival considering he was killing transformers with his alien sword/gun. Shane got some developement but not a whole lot. And Li Bing Bing didn't feel all that important.

     The Autobots include: Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Hound, Drift, and Crosshairs. Each was given more characterization than the Autobots in the previous movies. Optimus Prime was given a dark side in this movie but was still heroic. Bumblebee wasn't in it as much as previous films which in a way was good for him and the movie overall. It didn't seem like they were trying to shove him in our faces to sell toys. He still uses the radio gimmick, but it worked okay with the film. Hound was great and supplied good comic relief as he blasted his way through other robots talking about his weight. Drift was very much a samurai. He talked about honor and nobility a lot even reciting a Haiku. He was a triple changer which was epic. Crosshairs was a straight up douchebag, but he was great. One thing I liked about all of them was that they didn't work well together. It made for some good scenes and helped the characterization.

     The Decepticons, yes the Decepticons: Galvatron was epic thanks to the voice acting of Frank Welker. He wasn't in the movie a whole lot, but enough to give us a taste of whats coming. There were other "Decepticons", but they were human made transformers that KSI created from, Transformium. The way they transformed was a ridiculous and cheap way of Bay saving money. Although, the material used to make them transform provided a few good laughs involving a My Little Pony character turning into a rifle. The battle was great and involved several cool human-made transformers. There was Stinger, a two headed Shockwave, some Chevy Trax vehicons, Junk and Heap, and I thought I saw a THREE headed Shockwave.

     The Human Antagonists were great minus Savoy who was a bit of a let down. Attinger had a few great scenes, and was pretty antagonising for a guy who seems to sit behind a desk all day. I originally thought KSI was both Stanley Tuccis group and Attingers group combined, but turns out they were seperate. KSI wasn't necesarily bad, but they weren't 100% good either. They were just working with the wrong kind of people.Attingers group was only supposed to be hunting Decepticons, but he hid the fact he was hunting Autobots as well, which lead to Ratchet and Leadfoots deaths on-screen. Brains was being used by KSI to "communicate" information from Megatron and Sentinel Primes dead heads to KSI in order to learn how to make transformers. That lead into what was left of Megatrons mind using KSI to make him a body and an army. They were completely oblivious to what was going on.

     Human protagonists involve Cade, Shane, Tessa, and somewhat Joshua (Tuccis Character). All I really have to say about them can be summed up as a great improvement from the first three movies. Don't go in expecting Sam Witwicky. They have their dull moments, but they were pretty good for human protagonists.

     LOCKDOWN!!! Lockdown is by far the best villain of the series (although I think that will change when Galvatrons full wrath hits). He is very menacing and has a lot of resources on his ship. He stole it from the Dinobots aka The Knights of Cybertron, hence the name of the ship, The KNIGHTship, which was originally thought to be NIGHTship. That really doesn't matter though. Personally he didn't come off as menacing to me and never seemed like a threat to Prime because I was spoiled that he would be killed, by Prime. Overall a well written villain.

Plot

    I'm not going to get deep into the plot with major details. The plot was better than the first three especially the second movie.

The Good:
- Was able to set up for possible future storylines.
- Not as messy as previous movies...
- .... but not as simple as, "we're taking over Chicago and you're gonna rebuild Cybertron."
- New tone which seperates it from previous films. Felt like a reboot without being one.
- Leaves you wanting answers, but in a good way.
- Didn't have the same dumb humor as previous three movies.
-The length (More time for characterization.)

The Bad:
- Where did Primes rocket boots come from? (Theory is when he picked up a sword on the Knightship and it upgraded him that is when he received them.)
- Dinobots were never named, and didn't speak. (Them not speaking was a bit understandable though.)
- Man-made transformations were lazy and ridiculous.
- Some characters were underused.
- Bays signature firework explosions
- Product Placement was literally shoved in your face.
- The length (Sitting that long kinda sucks.)

Overall

    Overall it is the best Transformers movie to date. It was like Bay combined the story from the first movie, the action of the second, and the size of the third movie. To me, thats not a bad combination. This movie is not without its flaws, but manages to set new standards for the movie. It left me wanting more and thats a good sign.
 

8.5/10

P.S. If you're unhappy with my score, I loved each movie so I saw the good in this movie. I saw the bad, but realised its not as big as others may or may not think.

I hope you enjoyed and I plan on reviewing more movies in the future!

 

 
 

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LegendaryOutlaw
LegendaryOutlaw - 6/27/2014, 11:33 AM
Trust me, I know. These movies are infamous and I expect it. People that like these movies don't often voice their opinion and I thought, "Why not voice mine?" I did. I respect people who hate the movies opinion just as much as I respect those who liked it.
LegendaryOutlaw
LegendaryOutlaw - 6/27/2014, 11:33 AM
They can do the same and if not, then its a shame.
Starfox
Starfox - 6/27/2014, 11:54 AM
Good Review Bro! I'm seeing it tonight ;)
LegendaryOutlaw
LegendaryOutlaw - 6/27/2014, 11:55 AM
@Starfox Thanks! Hope you have a fun time.
yossarian
yossarian - 6/27/2014, 12:02 PM
I have said it before but you must not have payed attention.

It is logically impossible for any movie to score higher than a 7.5 if Madelyn Marie is not in the cast.


I expect you to update this immediately.
LegendaryOutlaw
LegendaryOutlaw - 6/27/2014, 12:03 PM
@Yoss you do have a point.
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 6/27/2014, 12:17 PM
Nice review man. Good work.
LegendaryOutlaw
LegendaryOutlaw - 6/27/2014, 12:22 PM
@Merc Thanks!
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 6/27/2014, 12:30 PM
For doing such good work, you get an Elena.

WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 6/27/2014, 1:43 PM
The Dinobots have NO dialogue? Kinda disappointing. Grimlock not referring to himself in the third person.....so sad.
MrReese
MrReese - 6/27/2014, 5:47 PM
I feel bad 4 what ur eyes had 2 witness. ;)
Starkasm
Starkasm - 6/27/2014, 8:33 PM
We really must have seen different films.
I loved the first film but they've just progressively got worse. This one was such a mess, they couldn't decide what story they wanted to tell.

To each their own I guess.
CaptainAmerica31
CaptainAmerica31 - 6/27/2014, 8:36 PM
This movie was horrendous
LegendaryOutlaw
LegendaryOutlaw - 6/27/2014, 8:41 PM
@Starkasm I can see why people hated it, but the reason I loved it was because of my difference in my taste.
OcciferPing
OcciferPing - 6/27/2014, 9:54 PM
Completey agree. Nice article. Finally someone giving a legit review and not just trashing on the movie without seeing it.
Starkasm
Starkasm - 6/27/2014, 10:26 PM
@stingyfox

My review is up in the Reviews section. I've seen it and didn't like it.
LegendaryOutlaw
LegendaryOutlaw - 6/28/2014, 8:34 AM
@Starkasm I think he's just happy someone like the film and didn't trash the movie like a majority of people. That's what he meant.
OcciferPing
OcciferPing - 6/28/2014, 11:14 PM
@Starkasm

I'll check your's out too. Oh no I meant like finally someone giving legit reasons to liking it and hating it. Because all I've seen from people on Facebook is hating on it (who haven't even seen it yet!) because of the past movies.
Starkasm
Starkasm - 6/29/2014, 1:08 AM
@stingyfox

I'm with you on that one. I hate it when people do that.
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