NSFW: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Gets Scientifically Accurate

NSFW: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Gets Scientifically Accurate

Listen, NSFW means not safe for work. So, I don't want to hear any of you complaining about losing your jobs because you decided to watch a "Scientifically Accurate" Sonic the Hedgehog eat its own poop.

By nailbiter111 - Jul 29, 2014 12:07 PM EST
Filed Under: Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog is a platform game developed by Sonic Team and published by Sega for the Sega Mega Drive system. It is the first game in Sega's flagship Sonic the Hedgehog series, and was the first title developed by Sonic Team. It was first released on June 23 1991 in North America, and the next day in Europe. The Japanese Mega Drive version was released on July 26 1991.

This game propelled the Genesis into mass popularity in North America. After it was released, it eventually replaced Altered Beast as the game bundled with the console, and was later replaced with its first sequel, Sonic the Hedgehog 2. The game featured many novel elements which contributed to its popularity and helped to promote the uptake of 16-bit consoles.

Sonic the Hedgehog added the element of speed to the standard platform formula and introduced other unique elements as well, such as the loops, springboards, high-speed devices, and the rings now permanently associated with the game series.

The game was both a critical and commercial success. As of November 19, 2007, the game has sold 4 million copies, the second-highest amount for a Genesis game, behind Sonic 2, which has sold 6 million copies. - Sega
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DCGuy
DCGuy - 7/29/2014, 12:42 PM
LMFAO at the teaser description
Pasto
Pasto - 7/29/2014, 12:43 PM
LMAO!, dat teaser tho!
TChalla
TChalla - 7/29/2014, 12:43 PM
Dude...

Really?

XD
RealDCGuy
RealDCGuy - 7/29/2014, 12:44 PM
Shouldn't have been eating while watching this
DCGuy
DCGuy - 7/29/2014, 12:45 PM
great video hahahahahaha
manofsteel1942
manofsteel1942 - 7/29/2014, 12:45 PM
DatScarletPimPerNeLL
DatScarletPimPerNeLL - 7/29/2014, 12:47 PM
Thanks Nail! You always steer me in the right direction brosef!
**By right direction I mean wrong...all wrong.
Mercwitham0uth
Mercwitham0uth - 7/29/2014, 12:48 PM
I learned a lot from this.

yossarian
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 12:51 PM
The entire concept of NSFW is lost on me. Clearly I think it is acceptable to comment on CBM at work. That act is in direct violation of our policy. So...what do I care about other shit? There aren't degrees of that violation. It's not like my boss gets a report on me and says, "Well...Yoss is on CBM a lot. That's cool...wait...he just heard a bunch of curse words and saw a boob. Fire him!"
ALegendaryPanda
ALegendaryPanda - 7/29/2014, 12:52 PM
.......

yossarian
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 12:57 PM
I want to read my retarded comments.
yossarian
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:00 PM
It's my actual face.
shabat
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:00 PM
My workplace doesn't have much of a filter concerning things like this. I could google search "boobs" and enjoy a healthy dose of mammaries. However, what I can't see, for some weird reason, is everyone's avatars on here. When I try to click on it to see what they look like, it is blocked for pornography/Adult content. It's crazy. But I can do this all day long with no issues...

gifs give bouncing boobs some extra oomph 40 In life theres underboob and then theres everything else (43 Photos)
JAC
JAC - 7/29/2014, 1:01 PM
I f*cking shit my pants after reading this comment:
"They rub shit all over themselves for no reason? Sounds a lot like Sonic fans."







Humperdink
Humperdink - 7/29/2014, 1:01 PM
@yossarian

I think Nail was just being facetious with that comment but who knows what other workplace infractions people could incur if they watch a video about feces eating hedgehogs with cursing on company time. Maybe you're just in a different environment. I once got bitched out for simply reading the news on downtime at one position I held years ago.

I think it's just safe to say 'be warned', even if it doesn't apply to everyone.
shabat
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:02 PM
and this...

underboob shot 16 In life theres underboob and then theres everything else (43 Photos)
shabat
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:03 PM
and also this...
underboob shot 35 In life theres underboob and then theres everything else (43 Photos)
yossarian
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:04 PM
Yeah. I think in late 2003 I took a vacation to NYC as a Colombian. Also, in a previous life AND a future life I live in NYC, but as a Korean-Spaniard.
shabat
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:07 PM
for you then Yafisz

add dis In life theres underboob and then theres everything else (43 Photos)
shabat
shabat - 7/29/2014, 1:09 PM
I love it Yafisz. That screams America!
yossarian
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:11 PM
I don't know anything about Pokemon evolution. But I do know that I am just me and only able to have this form unless I take a vacation and then I am assigned a random form by the assigners of such assignments.
yossarian
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:22 PM
Yeah. I remember that. I wasn't there, but I tap into the collective conscience pretty easily.
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 7/29/2014, 1:23 PM
Haha, nice.

Dat teaser tho...
yossarian
yossarian - 7/29/2014, 1:34 PM
@Arrow - Maybe I'm him?
sKeemAn
sKeemAn - 7/29/2014, 1:49 PM
Its like shittin bricks
sKeemAn
sKeemAn - 7/29/2014, 1:53 PM
this lady just walked into my job with her nipples almost dragging the floor. I'm trying not to laugh but she young and I've never seen that on a young woman before. They must be ready to be milked! lol!
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