Director Uwe Boll Goes On Expletive Filled Video Rant: "Marvel Avengers Bullshit Dirt"

Director Uwe Boll Goes On Expletive Filled Video Rant: "Marvel Avengers Bullshit Dirt"

Frustrated that his crowd-funding campaigns to make Rampage 3 didn't take off, the man many consider to be one of the worst directors in the world has posted a couple of hilarious videos in which he rants about everything from Marvel, to J-Lo, to celebrity life in general...

By MarkCassidy - Jun 08, 2015 12:06 PM EST
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"Basically, my message is f*ck yourself." Uwe Boll has made quite a few shitty movies (House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark etc) - but, he's also made quite a few... less shitty movies (Assault On Wall Street, Rampage, Darfur) that he is clearly very proud of. That's all well and good, but Mr. Boll evidently believes these underrated masterpieces to be vastly superior to the "Marvel Avengers bullshit dirt" type stuff us "geeks and idiots" are consuming on a regular basis instead of pouring money into his Kickstarter campaign.

The German director has posted the below vids to his Youtube page, and in them he vents his frustration at not managing to raise the requisite cash needed to complete what would surely be his magnum opus, Rampage 3: No Mercy. He also takes the opportunity to make digs at the likes of Brad Pitt, Robert Downey Jr., Ben Kingsley, and Iron Man for not being real.





Well, if that didn't convince you to contribute , nothing will. You can read Boll's response to the backlash his videos received HERE.
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MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 6/8/2015, 12:05 PM
Lol...the guy who's best work was Postal?

Who keeps allowing him to make movies?
LEVITIKUZ
LEVITIKUZ - 6/8/2015, 12:10 PM
Still better director than Marc Webb.
sKeemAn
sKeemAn - 6/8/2015, 12:12 PM
Hahaha!! This made me laugh!!
LEVITIKUZ
LEVITIKUZ - 6/8/2015, 12:21 PM
He's a terrible director....but he isn't stupid in terms of how to make money. He made shitty movies to make money. If he made good movies, he wouldn't get money.

Start at 3:20



Still a shitty director.
GhostDog
GhostDog - 6/8/2015, 12:34 PM
He's one of the worst people I've ever heard of haha. He's just deplorable
AlexdoxA
AlexdoxA - 6/8/2015, 12:37 PM
Sad Uwe is just sad.
DarthBastard
DarthBastard - 6/8/2015, 12:38 PM
If his movies were only slightly more incompetent he would be a genius of shit cinema, the curse of Boll is that he's movie's are atrociously boring...
CombatWombat
CombatWombat - 6/8/2015, 12:38 PM
"Fock Herr Kapitän Amerika! Heil Red Skull!"
- Uwe Boll
PAF
PAF - 6/8/2015, 12:40 PM
The TRUE definition of salty and bitter.
Spock0Clock
Spock0Clock - 6/8/2015, 12:41 PM


This has been a message from Uwe Boll, deep in the salt mines.
TronVin
TronVin - 6/8/2015, 12:41 PM
"Nobody gives a shit about Rampage 3, so maybe I shouldn't do it then."

Exactly.
Shroombeast
Shroombeast - 6/8/2015, 12:41 PM
The only movies worse than his are The Asylum's.
Deschain99
Deschain99 - 6/8/2015, 12:43 PM
Lmao
LEVITIKUZ
LEVITIKUZ - 6/8/2015, 12:45 PM
@ckal

Let's put it this way. The less his films make, the more money he gets. The more his films make, the less money he gets.
ThedamnBatman
ThedamnBatman - 6/8/2015, 12:45 PM
lmao, never seen any of his work, but the guy should direct a comedy xD
skeebolistic84
skeebolistic84 - 6/8/2015, 12:46 PM
phuckin pieces of shit....phuckin pussies nothing else....german accent
Waldomole
Waldomole - 6/8/2015, 12:46 PM
I have no real love for Avengers, but this is hilarious.
HavocPrime
HavocPrime - 6/8/2015, 12:46 PM
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-retarded-vizard-in-the-forest#/story

Kickstarter for "The Retarded Vizard in the Forest." Inspired by Uwe Bolls rant
Sulti1274
Sulti1274 - 6/8/2015, 12:47 PM
This dude.....

DarkModeDan
DarkModeDan - 6/8/2015, 12:47 PM


...

Where do I even start?

Nickk
Nickk - 6/8/2015, 12:48 PM
lol this thread is funny as hell
Deschain99
Deschain99 - 6/8/2015, 12:49 PM
This guy should kickstart a show of him complaining. lol lol . I mean this 10 times better than any piece of sh*t movie he ever put out. . . . . . I love anger it's just sooo delicious.

Kev2182
Kev2182 - 6/8/2015, 12:50 PM
I actually liked Rampage, not so much the 2nd one but I thought the first was a pretty good movie.
wcwpoet
wcwpoet - 6/8/2015, 12:50 PM
I wouldn't take any attack from the bum serious. Lol it'd be like a lifetime benchwarmer calling Lebron James garbage lol dude you're not on my level.
HulkOnion
HulkOnion - 6/8/2015, 12:50 PM
Uwe Troll
write33
write33 - 6/8/2015, 12:51 PM
@HavocPrime

LOL omg i am laughing at my desk....i hope it raises more than Rampage 3!!
GreenLantern519
GreenLantern519 - 6/8/2015, 12:53 PM
His response to the criticism is hilarious.

"I made more important movies than 80% of hollywood ever will"

Just keep telling yourself that, buddy. If you're the only person saying your movies are important, you're a loser.
SauronsBANE
SauronsBANE - 6/8/2015, 12:53 PM
"I have enough money to play golf until I'm dead."

Oh my God, this man is incredible. I'd pay to watch an entire movie with nothing but him angrily ranting and cursing at us. This is amazing.
skeebolistic84
skeebolistic84 - 6/8/2015, 12:53 PM
he really meant that shit....look at his expressions man lol
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