Do you want to build an Ultron?

             (An Erotic Age of Ultron Fanfic)

"I'm going to show you something beautiful. 

My penis. Yes, my penis is the beautiful thing i was referring to.

I'm going to show it to you, and you're going to love it."

We slowly fade away from Ultron's face as reality starts to set in, Ultron wants to have sex with us with the shiny metal dick he just created about five or six minutes ago.
A truly frightening thought, truly.

"This reminds of the time Pietro decided it would be wise to Quicksilver Wanda's Maximuff." This disturbing sentence came from Tony Starks mouth, and yes, this story does take place prior to the events of Banner in the Woods. #DealWithIt

"Ermahgerd, your writing capabilities are severely lacking, Wertham, stop attempting these terrible attempts at superheroic eroticism, they make no sense and they're stupid, and i hate you" 

"Who even said that? I mean, really"

"Who the [frick] are you?!?!?"

"Who are we all when it really comes down to it? I mean, are we anybody in particular? Pfft, i doubt it"

"Well, [frick] me in an orifice and call me Rowan Atkinson, that is just something else entirely, my word!"

Lost in a sea of dialogue belonging to no one in particular the story (or lack thereof) went on, and on, and on, and on, searching for an end in this meaningless cesspool of nonsensical asspull garbage.

"Wasn't this supposed to be about Ultron?" "Idk" "K den" 

"So, i heard Chaud really likes gravy" 
"K den"

"I skipped 99.9% of Daredevil because of my ADD, K den" -Bebop2000






WHAT EVEN HAPPENED TO THIS, I DON'T EVEN, [frick] MY LIFE, WHY?








And Pietro Quicksilvered Wanda's Maximuff once more, EXCELSIOR!!!