The CBM Conspiracy Manifesto

Listen you squares,Chumps, and nonbelievers. Do you not see

Editorial Opinion
By Doughdzm - Mar 13, 2014 02:03 PM EST
Filed Under: Avengers
Source: Flaming Unicorn

Do you not see this. I again have been enlightened by the flaming unicorn. The Unicorn stated to me to try to post an article from many moons ago, that was removed by blasphemers and haters Of the GrandOverseer of the game. The master of this here and that there. Now as I write this article, I write with a disclosure that there is strange fruit going on in the Marvel and Fox CBM's. They are either in collusion or they are intentionally disrespecting us who support the genre. Follow me.



See it starts with this whole Quiksilver and Wanda thing. Lets look at the facts first based on what we know. We know that they will be in both AoU and DOFP. We know their powers but neither movie has disclosed their origins or if they will be mutants. We know who the babies daddy is , but both wont confirm that. This leads me to detect a blurred line in the matrix (deja vu). Now, lets look deeper into what we know. We know that DOFP will go back in time and change a few things to align the franchise and rectify some things. Now if I was a studio that fans said have ruined a franchise. And if I had the opportunity to change things. I mean lets say go back in time perhaps. I would align myself with the Billion dollar boys over at Marvel and take 35% of a few Billion with less risks of financing a film that could bust (looking at you Daredevil) and get a bigger piece of the action. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm follow me


My next point of the conspiracy manifesto. Now there are 2 events that unfold in both Avengers and X-men and oddly enough both franchises are heading in that direction. We have in our immediate future AoU and in the backdrop the infinity gauntlet. Now both involve the X-men and they play an integral part in both stories. Ultron being made of Adamantium and The Xmen getting down on Ol Thanos. Now It would be easy to overlook this and say that Avengers could easily bypass the X-men and let that ship sink until I got hip to a rumor from a Unicorn about the Inhumans. The Inhumans and Avengers may come together to bypass mutants and that cursed word in Marvel fandom. Now I was going to bypass that until. I though about Apocalypse. Apocalypse fought the X-men and Avengers at the same time. Also who would be present if The Avengers and X-men both have movies that have an opportunity to change both time streams. Also who have aging lead actors (Jackman and Downey) who may not want to do the franchise much longer. As opposed to a reboot wouldnt it be cooler, more believable and also give new blood in prominent roles and stay true to the comicbook source material and combine the whole universe of both. The Avengers have the means just as much as Marvel at this point. Think about it.. (Time gem)



And now finally a true fanboys dream. What have I noticed that you may have overlooked. Who are the people screaming for like teenagers at a Sugar Ray concert in 97. Yup you guessed it. My dog, the world famous Black Panther. The X-men up until this point will have just as many references in film as the Avengers after I tell you what I noticed. I noticed that the X-men movie will have a very strange cameo in it. My native American brethren WArpath. Warpath will be in the X-men DOFP. Now I take into account that Warpath is not the biggest name in Marvel. But there is a connection. Now Warpath has his favorite weapons which are Bowie knives which to the naked eye isnt anything major, but look what those knives are made out of...... Good ol Vibranium... Given to Warpath by Storm. Now how i see things the Panther once called on the illuminati to inform them that the Earth ( in this case the Avengers Universe) was on a collision course with another Earth (in this case the X-men Universe ). Now again its just speculation but what a helluva way to join the universes than with both using time and the Panther to combine them. And as hard as the concept is to fathom. All of this actually happened in comic books. So nerds kiss the horn Of the flaming unicorn and actually pay attention to what they are doing. Could be coincidence or could be WORD UP. You know where you heard it first

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Doughdzm
Doughdzm - 3/13/2014, 3:02 PM
No one shoots the Unicorn, Stud. Now yes it wouldnt involve as much explaining as you may think. with both going back in time or having the capabilities. They simply can introduce an all new caSt and call Oh say the 616 or the Ultimate based on the direction they would like to move into
Lhornbk
Lhornbk - 3/13/2014, 9:34 PM
Ummmm......yeah......your ideas are kinda stupid. Especially trying to be funny with the whole unicorn bit.
Doughdzm
Doughdzm - 3/14/2014, 8:24 AM
Lhornbk, you sir are a hater and are unfamiliar with the Flaming Unicorn
cipher
cipher - 3/14/2014, 8:39 AM
But.. where do the midgets come into this? The midgets are behind everything. EVERYTHING.
cipher
cipher - 3/14/2014, 8:46 AM
Yep. I'm a believer now. Now, if we can discover the secret of the little people's nightvision, then I will die happy and fulfilled, black lungs be damned.
Doughdzm
Doughdzm - 3/14/2014, 11:08 AM
gots to give up the ghost
ThunderKat
ThunderKat - 3/15/2014, 11:50 AM
Entertaining, but unfounded.
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