CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER Tricked Me

Yes indeed ! So there I was in a movie theater at 1am drunk watching TWS. As I slowly started to find myself in the unenviable position of gulping down a 32oz bud light. As I went to the urinal there it was. "Dough, Dough, Come back Dough..... I held a piss for 45minutes man. 45 minutes just not to miss a second of action. As I went to finally relieve myself. The Unicorn told me "man you know you missed the best part"..... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo............... So the next day I had to bring my hungover self back to the theater for a bit of revenge. The Unicorn told me "hey buddy you may be wrong but you may have been right". The Unicorn speaks in such parables sometimes that I dont even know what he is talking about. So it took me to a few of my theories that I had about Ultron. First was the Nick fury angl. And then Pierce. And then finally I dont know what the hell is going on. So without further delay Lets get busy.

So my initial thought was Nick Fury may have been the A.I. base for Ultron. And now UI dont think that to be the case. Nick Fury in the movie was fairly the Sam Jackson I have grown to know. He was brash and strong with a few zingers . He was badass thoroughly from when he was rolling tough in the truck to him getting his Pulp Fiction on at the end. I thought they really wanted to show off Fury as a super spy and him being a few steps ahead of what is going on. I dont know much about where the Universe is going but I believe they may have opened up a can of worms and possibly set up S.W.O.R.D. or some variation of SHIELD to come into play. For all I know this could just set the Avengers up as being the defense organization. But that could be a real plot device for Hulk to get Hulk vs. the world. (not World War Hulk). They have alot of room now to go in several directions. I will save a few theories for a later article.....

Now on to Pierce. I never saw the HYDRA angle on Pierce. Robert Redford is one of my favorite actors of all time and he did not disappoint. The Pierce angle I thought was more for the show than an actual fit in the movie. As I thought about it the only thing relative that only Pierce could have done was his connection to Fury. Aside from the Fury angle he wasnt really an integral piece to the movie. What I mean is the part that was played in the movie could have been any SHIELD agent and Pierce wasnt really necessary. Truthfully Rumlow could have did that part if they really wanted to show something and not give away Pierce just yet. I couldnt feel connected to Pierce because of this although he was at the top. If we didnt have the SHIELD show. It would've been difficult to understand how deep things actually went. Now I dont know about you all but that part really was almost identical to Star Wars the clone wars and order 66. Almost to the letter (way to go Sammy) . But my mistake was that I thought Pierce could've and would've been more... Silly me

And finally I come to the What the hell moment of the day. I was wrong on Ultron being the A.I. of Fury or Pierce. But that same theory was Arnim Zola to the nail. I was unaware of Zolas formula but now that could leave room for the creation Ultron. Also what does Von Strucker have going on here. He had the Witch looking demonic as all get out and Quicksilver looking like a schizo in a bad Stallone movie. Even with assistance fron the Unicorn I cannot imagine a logical scenario for them to have a valuable role in AoU. There must be a connection to Lokis sceptre. Maybe his sceptre touches Jarvis and he is imbued with the essence of the Red Skull. I mean really it's hard to come up with the Ultron theory after Cap basically just ruined alot of intel. But I would say its safe to say Jarvis,the sceptre, and Zola must have a role in his creation. The voice of Jarvis will be Visions voice, the sceptre can change people and Zola does have the formula for catching possible super powers. Also could Wanda give us the prelude to Dr.Strange. I guess we have to find out when we watch Guardians of the Galaxy. Cause this user for the moment is lost... Also before I go do something cool such as get back to work or trolling the latest celebrity sex-tape. Captain America was a pretty good film. Worth the watch and action packed as well as exciting. The Falon wasnt just the angry black side-kick and Redford did his thing. As a fan who or better yet How can you not be pleased with this film. It was dope. I digress sound off in the usual below