While watching the smallville season finale I seen a lot of "learnings" and just knew I had to start up a list. It's not exactly a hundred, but it's enough to get a nice list going.
1- The secret service will never properly check your ID before boarding airforce1
2- leftover costumes from the set of superman returns keeps you within budget
3- Having two dads does not mean two sets of Christmas gifts
4- The CW network equips their special effects artist with MSpaint
5- Make sure your girlfriend see's your fancy new suit before saving the world
6- Dont invite fellow heroes to your wedding. You apparently have other friends
7- Always leave an empty seat next to your mom for her dead husband.
9- It is possible to knock somebody out with copy toner.
10- Darkseid is a great open heart transplant surgeon.
11- Flashbacks and montages are not only for 80's movies
12- Chloe does not need an escort
13- Bruce willis and his oil drilling team are never around when you need them
14- Always kill somebody with a ninja dagger because it looks bad ass.
15- US military will give superheros five mins, dont worry about the korean army
16- The president is tall
17- Lois Lane never uses her seatbelt on airplanes.
18- The biggest challenge in your life will also be your easiest
19- It is not necessary to take the day off from work on your wedding day
20- Ghost never dress up for weddings
21- Tom welling does not age.
22- The American public will elect a man president that has no memory
23- let the man who admits to planning on being a dick to you in the future live
24- Clark kent has great handwriting.
25- If you dont attend your daughter's wedding, it's cuz your called in for duty
26- When preparing to battle a bad guy, bring memory erasing cream. not a gun
27- Lex luthor wears a bald cap
28- Younger brothers will grow up to look exactly like the dead older brothers.
29- Superman will publish his identity and life story in a comic book.
30- Darkseid will knock some sense into you
31- Itunes charges more for an "Extended episode" to see extra credits scroll
32- Chloe will not take her billionaire husband's last name after marriage.
33- Bryan Singer loved the first hour of this episode and hated the last 15mins
34- CW will waste tons of money on horrible CGI, but not a dollar for a bottle of gel to give superman the "S curl"
Lets keep it going in the comments
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