I just found an easy way to make an easy quarter million =D

@Inspace you better you that "Quarter of a million" and go to school. Lol
Anyways I'm not buying Michael bay on this one. I'll wait till the movie comes out.

.... hmm he seems pissed

MAN ALIVE Bay can't wait to be done with this shit...

I dont belived that the twins are going to apear, i think this a way to make people go see the movie.

Bay's a jackass

He seems to know a good bet when he sees it; I noticed he didn't mention a reward challenging people to find the bad script, bad acting, bad dialogue, bad humor or bad plot...

The twins gotta come back. Patrick Star is gonna be in this one

Funny thing is; after all the crying, EVERYONE HERE is going to see the movie.

Turn the lights off on your way out.

The Twins are NOT in the film, the early review that Capone posted on AintitCoolNews mislead the initial readers. Capone had to edit the review to make it clear that the "street wise robots" he was referring to WERE NOT the twins but the smaller robots Wheelie and others.

Bay's just so annoyed that the misleading reference has already spread like wild fire and so he states he'll give $25,000 to anyone who can spot them. Naturally you can't win that cash becasue they aint in the movie!

That said, Capone's review was pretty damn positive to the max, he absolutely loved it even though he don't give a damn about Transformers. Looks like the worlds in for a big summer treat and the G1 moaners are gonna be back online jerking off into the same cup again about how much they love the originals and hate this new stuff! Hasbro must laugh themselves silly every time they sanction a new comic, cartoon or movie to sell another toy line. I doubt they believe these G1 die hards would be so sad for so long even though they've been reinventing Transformers since 1988. Guess some of us just find excuses to never grow up and deal with stuff!

They're by the huge [frick]in' explosion, pay up.

Just for the record Capone's review PART TWO...

*** SPOILER ALERT ***

Let me also add, in the interest of total disclosure, that the version of DARK OF THE MOON that I saw was not in 3D, probably because some of the effects weren't completely done, which would have forced the film to go in and out of 3D since the unfinished effects wouldn't have been in 3D. But there were definitely a few times watching this movie, where the 3D potential was very clear. As a reminder, Bay shot this movie in 3D, and it will likely look awesome. In addition, the sound mix and design wasn't quite done, so some parts seemed especially loud to the point where voices were buried when they clearly were meant to be heard. But considering that the film doesn't come out until July 4 weekend, it looked remarkably complete.

TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON begins with a great concept and a cool backstory (the screenplay is credited to Ehren Kruger on imdb.com, but in the print I saw, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman's names were credited as well; since the credits weren't finished, these may have been a temp credits pulled from the last movie): When the war on Cybertron between the Autobots and Decepticons appeared lost to the Autobots, their leader, Sentinal Prime, attempted to launch a craft from the planet, loaded with technology that would have saved their people. Instead, it crashed on earth's moon and the Autobots were forced to flee to earth. Coincidentally, this moon crash happened when John F. Kennedy was president, and he immediately made his famous promise to the nation to put a man on the moon (specifically, an American man, so that we would beat the Russians to investigate the crash; see how that works?). In fact, according to this film, every NASA moon landing was actually an investigation of this wrecked spacecraft.

The first hour and a half of DARK OF THE MOON focuses primarily on story (with brief fight and chase sequences pepperd in), but it's actually a cool story about the Autobots finding out that the technology that was supposed to save their race and planet has been sitting on the moon the entire time they've been on earth and nobody bothered to tell them; Optimus Prime is not amused. Naturally, we also get the continuing adventures of Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), who has now graduated college and is desperately looking for his first job. He has a new girlfriend, Carly (supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), who doesn't need an occasion to dress in the tightest clothes imaginable. Bay has a great deal of fun shooting Rosie like he's directing a Victoria's Secret commercial (which he probably did on his days off).

Just for the record Capone's review PART FOUR...

*** SPOILER ALERT ***

And let's not forget John Turturro as former agent Simmons, who has written a book about aliens on earth and become a rich eccentric, trying desperately not to get sucked back into the alien game. Many of his scenes are with a fellow Coen Brothers regular, Frances McDormand, as Charlotte Mearing, the defense department commander in charge of missions involving the Autobots. She's kind of hard ass who couldn't care less that Sam wants to keep playing with his robots. "You're not a soldier; you're a messenger," she rightfully reminds him.

New to the cast are such dignitaries as John Malkovich, largely wasted (but still funny) as Sam's boss at a tech company where he eventually gets hired; Ken Jeong as co-worker with much-needed information on the moon project; Alan Tudyk, very good as Simmons right-hand man; and Patrick Dempsey, as Dylan, Carly's boss and perhaps competition for her affections. Oh, and he also harbors a desire for world domination. I'll thank whatever movie gods I have to that Sam's annoying parents are barely in this TRANSFORMERS installment. Without fail, they take us out of the action on the drop of a dime, they aren't funny, and we don't need comic relief like this anyway when we've got street-smart little robots to entertain us. Yes, they're back too, but let's just say they're toned down. [Hey, everyone. Just to be 100 percent clear, I'm not referring about the "The Twins" here; they are most definitely not in this film. I'm talking about Wheelie (Tom Kenny, who also voiced Skids in REVENGE OF THE FALLEN) and other similar smaller robots, who act like streetwise teenagers.]

So what about the scenes of Chicago's destruction? These sequences are cool for a few reasons, but let me talk about them purely from a purely action standpoint. Because the Decepticons (who have taken over the city for reasons that involve restoring their planet) can detect machines coming into their airspace, the military can't send planes to bomb them. As a result, small teams of Nest soldiers much base jump into the city using suits that effectively make them able to fly. As much as some of you might think this was accomplished with visual effects, guess again. I saw these guys jump off the Willis Tower and the Trump Tower. Those guys [frick]ing flew, then pulled their chutes, then landed. In watching most of the action sequences, it appeared to me that Bay opted to go practical a lot more than he has with this franchise in the past. Pretty much the only totally artificial element in DARK OF THE MOON are the robots, and what a colossal difference it makes.

I'm gonna have to call shenanigans Mr. Bay. Not only did I stand less than a foot away from two cars that looked almost identical to the twins while you were filming downtown Chicago, but you can also see those exact same cars in the newly released trailer. The cars aren't exact but they have the same body shape and the orange and green used in each cars paint job is the exact same color as the twins. Coincidence? I think not! You can see the two cars in the way back of the hangar around the :44 second mark of the trailer. They are a lot easier to see if you watch the 1080p trailer off of itunes.

TrollHunter

"Trailer houses sometimes use shots that are not in the movie!

- Michael Bay

@DirkDiggler97

My thoughts exactly.